Voice in next cubicle: I forgot how much I hate space travel.
Fort Leavenworth, Kansas
Archive for the ‘Travel’ Category
…of the Mummies.
Coworker: King Tut’s tomb didn’t make you sick, moron, it was eating all the testicles!
Dayton, Ohio
Everyone Retrieve Their Illegal Arms from Their Overhead Compartments
Amtrak conductor #1: There’s no quiet car on this train, folks.
Amtrak conductor #2: That’s right. This is the party train. We gonna get arrested tonight.
South Station
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: enigmattic
Had To – Soiled Myself
Minister: At least I know where I’m going when I die… Heaven.
Drunk worker: Yeah, I’m going there too.
Minister: You gotta change first.
Drunk worker: I know, I just did…
Jacksonville, Florida
Overheard by: Derrick McClure
But Both Refer to Themselves in the Third Person
Office guy, complaining about his recent camping trip: Bears may do that in the woods, but Alex* does not.
Springdale, Arkansas
German – It’s Not Just for Germans Anymore
Tech: Did you speak a lot of German?
Office girl, just back from England: Um, I don’t speak German.
Tech: Oh, so they all speak English over there?
Office girl: No, I just didn’t go to Germany.
Fresno, California
Hello, I’m Your Tour Guide, Steve, Which Is French For ‘Dumbass’
Tour guide: And this here is what we call a “grotto,” from the French word for “water.”
Secret Caverns
Cobleskill, New York
We Barely Do That Now
Cubicle #1: Since I have to travel through Virginia next week, I’m going to take Amy*‘s suggestion and get a mega millions ticket. The powerball isn’t working out so well for me.
Cubicle #2: My husband laughs at me because I want to keep working if I win the lottery.
Cubicle #3: What!?
Cubicle #2: Yeah, I want to keep working.
Cubicle #3: Well…
Cubicle #1 & #3, in unison: I wouldn’t work here.
England Street
Charlotte, North Carolina
And What About the Coin Ship in Mario 3?
Coworker: My aunt refuses to get on a ferry. So I asked her why, and she said it’s because they always sink. And I said, “When do you ever hear about ferries sinking?” and she said, “The ones coming up from Cuba! They sink all the time!”
Navy Yard
Washington, DC
Chinese Restaurants in Particular
Salesgirl: How was your first trip to New York? Have a good time?
Salesman: Oh my god, it was awesome! All the restaurants we went to were amazing! So expensive, though.
Salesgirl: Yeah, Manhattan’s pretty pricey.
Salesman: Yeah. (pause). I think the restaurants are expensive because they have to import all their supplies onto the island.
Studio City, California
Overheard by: goofopet
