Coworkers

Co-worker #1: Wow, it smells really fruity in here…Fruity in a good way.
Co-worker #2: Of course.

50 Beale Street
San Francisco, California

Assistant #1: So you are Jewish, right? That means you have to eat kosher food and not meat?
Assistant #2: Yes, I have to eat Kosher but I can still eat meat. I just choose to be vegetarian.
Assistant #1: That sucks you can’t eat meat. I really love salmon.

69 Bloor Street East
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia

Co-worker #1: Can you believe the way that this memo is written? It’s like every statement is questioning.
Co-worker #2: Maybe it was written in Canada.

120 East Washington Street
Syracuse, New York

Overheard by: Donnie Baker

Co-worker on phone: Let’s take the new Financial Controller from [the client] out to lunch. Is she cute?…Oh, it’s a guy…Does he have a sense of humor?

680 George Street
Sydney, New South Wales
Australia

Worker: [Bryan]’s sick today; he IMed me and said he needs one of us to come to his house and give him a sponge bath.

1831 Chestnut Street
St. Louis, Missouri

Co-worker #1: Didn’t you wear that shirt two days ago?
Co-worker #2: Huh? What? I don’t know…
Co-worker #1: Yeah, I remember you had that sweater on a couple of days back.
Co-worker #2: Did you look that up on www.victoriaknowswhateveryonewears.com? Oh wait, it kicks back to another site, www.gofuckyourselfvictoria.com.

460 West 34th Street
New York, NY

Co-worker: Okay, thanks…Hey…Are you wearing white pants? Wow. You are. This is like…some kind of day. I never seen a man wearing white dress pants here before.

350 Madison Avenue
New York, NY

Co-worker #1: I’m so busy today.
Co-worker #2: Why? Thursday is the new Friday.

521 5th Avenue
New York, NY

Scheduler: So, I just called this girl in for an interview and she asks me what she should bring with her. Would you ever ask that? That’s so weird. What should you bring? Some tennis balls and a racquet, what do you think you should bring?

700 South Henderson Road
King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Co-worker: I don’t really pay that much attention to politics. I mean, I don’t even know the difference between a Republican and a Dominican.

Sullivan Barracks
Mannheim, Germany