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In Other Ews, a Riverside Woman Has Given Birth to Twin Cobs

Customer service girl eating from Christmas popcorn tin: Ew! These are sterile!

6141 Riverside Drive
Riverside, California

Overheard by: sylvie


  • Posted 2023-04-01
  • Quote
  • California, Dumb Employees, Meals and Snacks

‘Cause If You Stop Walking, You Die

Eager presenter: We need people who can walk the talk and live the walk.

Kirtland, Ohio

Overheard by: street smart, no street genuis!


  • Posted 2023-03-31
  • Quote
  • Employees, General Idiocy, Offers and requests, Ohio, Words

I Love Comic Sans!

Geeky IT guy: How can you hate fonts?

Memphis, Tennessee

Overheard by: indifferent to fonts


  • Posted 2023-03-31
  • Quote
  • Dorks, Geeks, & Nerds, Feelings, Nerds and Geeks, Questions, Sexuality, Tennessee

4PM Seal Windows

Assistant: Oh my god, your caulk is dripping!

5001 East Harry Street
Wichita, Kansas


  • Posted 2023-03-30
  • Quote
  • Employees, Gossip, Kansas

The World Would Be Much Poorer Without Canadia

Male cubicle dweller #1: Tell you what, if you grow your hair shoulder-length, I’ll braid it for you.
Male cubicle dweller #2: Deal!
Male cubicle dweller #1: Do you want me to sign a post-it or something… like a contract?
Male cubicle dweller #2: No, I trust you.

Laurier
Ottawa
Canadia

Overheard by: They had no idea I was here


  • Posted 2023-03-30
  • Quote
  • Body Parts, Canadia, Coworkers, Physical Appearance, Wishes

Wait ‘Til She Launches Into “There’s No Business Like Flow Business”

Employee, singing on the way down the hall: I need to change my tammmmmponnnnn

Coalinga, California


  • Posted 2023-03-29
  • Quote
  • California, Employees, Health & Hygiene, Restroom, Weirdness

Why Sigourney Weaver Got Really Cranky During the Filming Of Alien

Animal-savvy office girl: Kangaroos are really mean.
Ordinary office girl, thoughtfully: I would be too, if someone was like hopping in and out of my stomach all day long.

Virginia


  • Posted 2023-03-29
  • Quote
  • Animals, Body Parts, Compare and contrast, Friends, Virginia

Bookstore Cafés Cause Nothing but Confusion in Australia

Coworker: Would you like some tomato sauce with that muffin?
Customer: (blank look)
Coworker: Ah, shit.

Sydney
Australia

Overheard by: Alaska


  • Posted 2023-03-28
  • Quote
  • Australia, Coworkers, Customers, Meals and Snacks, Offers and requests

And I’m Not Going Down Alone

Worker lady: This year is my last birthday.

Post office, 10 Atlantic Street
Newark, New Jersey


  • Posted 2023-03-28
  • Quote
  • Coworkers, Gossip, New Jersey

11AM Sign Off on Blueprints

Director: Hey, you got a tape measure?
Ops Coordinator: What do you need a tape measure for?

3 Nationwide Plaza
Columbus, Ohio


  • Posted 2023-03-27
  • Quote
  • Bosses, Coworkers, General Idiocy, Ohio, Questions
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