Receptionist: [Steve], I thought about you today when the speaker started talking about anal sex.
1000 Hilltop Circle
Catonsville, Maryland
- Posted on September 17, 2023
- Body Parts, Maryland, Receptionists, Sexuality
Owner #1: We need to get the freezer fixed.
Owner #2: Well, we can call [ColdCo].
Owner #1: [ColdCo] raped us last time!
Owner #2: True. But this way at least we know our rapist.
201 North 78th Street
Omaha, Nebraska
HR #1: She said she’s going to be on it for life! What kind of doctor gives you Valium for life?
Accountant: A good one!
HR #1: And what doctor would mix Valium, Vicodin, and Demerol?
HR #2: What’s this doctor’s name, again?
1776 Main Street
Springfield, Massachusetts
Overheard by: ribbon
- Posted on September 16, 2023
- Comebacks, Health & Hygiene, Human Resources, Massachusetts, Substance Use & Abuse, Time Management
VP: Our newsletter is gonna be sexy.
Co-worker: I thought we’re trying to be more corporate.
VP: I’m the VP of corporate development, and i’m telling you we’re sexy!
100 William Street
New York, NY
- Posted on September 16, 2023
- Bosses and Underlings, New York, Office Politics
Employee: So Doc, how long before the leg grows back?
Vet: It’s not a freakin’ starfish!
4448 Hendricks Avenuw
Jacksonville, Florida
- Posted on September 15, 2023
- Body Parts, Dumb Employees, Florida, General Idiocy
Business Services Manager: I just sent you that logo in Word format.
Web Manager: Word isn’t really an image format, but I can probably make it work.
Business Services Manager: Well, I probably have it in another format. I think I might have it as a Giraffe.
211 Commerce Street
Nashville, Tennessee
- Posted on September 15, 2023
- Bosses and Underlings, Dumb Bosses, General Idiocy, Technology, Tennessee
Marketer: There’s nothing sexy about turkey.
Writer: No.
Marketer: What about, “Need a way to keep from stuffing yourself? Go have an orgasm!”
8885 Venice Boulevard
Los Angeles, California
- Posted on September 14, 2023
- California, Coworkers, Gripes, Meals and Snacks, Offers and requests, Questions, Sexuality, Writers and Editors
IT #1: Okay, I’ll set up one of my extra workstations and get a wireless card for it.
IT #2: Can you get a card easily?
IT #1: Oh sure, they’re only about 50 bucks. I can get petty cash.
Manager: So we have to go through you. Why can’t [Claude] get it?
IT #2: Because I have to go through too many layers of management and red tape.
Manager: For an old computer and a $50 card?
IT #1: Yeah, this place is like a prison. It’s all about who can trade cigarettes for a sharp shiv.
Manager: Or who’s around when you drop the soap…
525 Rudder Road
Fenton, Missouri
- Posted on September 14, 2023
- Bosses and Underlings, Gripes, Missouri, Office Politics, Tech People, Technology
Manager: How dare you besmirch my good name and then saunter into my office as though nothing was said? Out, out infidel!
Writer: Oh…that’s just how I roll.
650 Technology Park
Lake Mary, Florida
- Posted on September 13, 2023
- Bosses, Florida, Gripes, Writers and Editors
Exec: Okay, before I forget…um. I already forgot.
460 Park Ave South
New York, NY
Overheard by: J.B.
- Posted on September 13, 2023
- Executives, General Idiocy, New York
