Intern: You’re just going to have to hold it while I push down on it. You hold still and I’ll push. Ugh. It’s too big. It just won’t fit.
1450 Broadway
New York, NY
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- Interns & Temps, New York, Possible Sexual Harassment
Cubicle #1: I just realized Monday is your birthday. You’ll be…28?
Cubicle #2: Yeah. You know, ten years ago I thought I’d be all married with kids by now. Living in Red Bank or Cheesequake or something.
Cubicle #1: Wow, thank god none of that came true.
Cubicle #2: I know.
350 Madison Avenue
New York, NY
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- Compliments, Coworkers, New York, Relationships, Time Management
Partner #1: The real cute one?
Partner #2: Yeah.
Partner #1: Yeah, she’s married.
Partner #2: Damn it!
Partner #3: That’s how I like ’em. cute, and married.
222 Severn Avenue
Annapolis, Maryland
Overheard by: Tits McGee
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- Compliments, Coworkers, Gripes, Maryland, Physical Appearance
Officer: So apparently the greeting of the day is “Rock that ass”.
3rd Infantry Division Headquarters
Baghdad, Iraq
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- Iraq, Meetings, The Military
CSR: Did you look at the fax machine?
Tech: Yes, it’s gorgeous!
203 Floral Vale Boulevard
Yardley, Pennsylvania
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- Customer Service, General Idiocy, Pennsylvania, Tech People, Technology
Manager: I hope those envelopes don’t have subpar glue on them.
Boss: I don’t know; I’m a lover not a licker.
7 Middlesex Road
Tyngsboro, Massachusetts
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- Bosses, General Idiocy, Massachusetts, Wishes, Words
Boss: Where the fuck is my breakfast? Why hasn’t it been delivered yet? I’m not even hungry anymore, I could have raised my own fucking chicken for the eggs and planted my own fucking orange tree by now.
Worker: You didn’t order anything with eggs.
135 West 36th Street
New York, NY
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- Bosses and Underlings, Comebacks, General Idiocy, Gripes, Insults, Meals and Snacks, New York
Manager: Does anyone have a vanilla folder?
Underling: A what?
Manager: A vanilla folder?
Underling: A what?
Manager: A vuh-nil-uh folder!
Underling: Sorry, I only have chocolate.
508 Carroll Street
Fort Worth, Texas
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- Bosses and Underlings, General Idiocy, Texas
Sales #1: You mean he wants to get paid for the time he was screwing the company?
Sales #2: That’s what he said.
12 Nijara Street
Givat Shaul, Jerusalem
Israel
Overheard by: just dunno
Nursing Aide: What do I do?
CSR: Just fill out the brown application.
Nursing Aide: Okay, I filled out my name, but where do I put my address?
CSR: No ma’am, the brown application. That is a calendar.
99 Hudson Street
New York, NY
Overheard by: praying I don’t need medical attention
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- Customer Service, General Idiocy, New York, Nurses, Questions
