…Was Just You Farting, I Suspect.

Office guy: Do you hear that sound? Do you hear it? That's the sound of my soul being sucked out of my body every time we go over these reports.
Accounting gal: Yeah, but this one…

Seattle, Washington


When Hipsters Go to Work in Offices

Intern #1: So I'm supposed to go through her Rolodex after lunch and add all of them into Outlook.
Intern #2: What's a Rolodex?
Intern #3: It's this round thing that has a bunch of cards and you put people's contact information. My grandma uses one still.
Intern #2: Wow! I never heard of that, I totally want one!

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