The Left

Guy: The movie wasn’t very good, but the chick was super hot. She was, like, half Chinese, half normal.

Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Supervisor

Bring a Friend

Male coworker: When are you going to come out of your cave and socialize?
Female coworker: Why don’t you just come in my cave?!

810 7th Avenue
New York, New York

Overheard by: Hmmm… Maybe I will