So is He Bruce Springsteen or Tony Danza?

Speakerphone: So, we’re filling out nametags for next week’s meeting. What’s Randy’s title?
Receptionist: Well, he’s The Boss.
Speakerphone: Okay, but what’s his title?
Receptionist: “The Boss”. He’s The Boss.
Speakerphone: All right, he’s your boss, but what’s his title?
Receptionist: He’s “The Boss”!
Speakerphone: Oh, well then…um, okay that’s great. Thanks for your help.

35555 Garfield Road
Clinton Township, Michigan

Overheard by: Stephanie Saffold

I’m Too Old to Change, Baby

Old lady: Where is your nigger food?
Stocker: Uh, excuse me?
Old lady: You know, the nigger food. The black bird food.
Stocker: You mean the Niger seed?
Old lady: That’s what I said, the nigger seed.

3803 Venture Drive
Duluth, Georgia

Overheard by: I recommend the chink pellets

9AM Back to Work

Boss: Where is [Blake] today?

Girl in cube: I don’t know. He didn’t text me. I think he’s too embarrassed.

Boss: Why? Did you guys end up making out in front of everyone again at happy hour?

Girl in cube: No! Give me a little credit.

[Long pause]

Girl in cube: It was in a cab.

350 Madison Avenue
New York, New York