Marketing Manager: I can start working on that flyer you need as soon as you give me the copy.
Sales Manager: Copy of what?
1111 Old Eagle School Road
Wayne, Pennsyvania
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Worker #1: Wow, is that the moon over there?
Worker #2: No, no, that’s the sun.
16530 Commerce Court
Cleveland, Ohio
Overheard by: matt
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Co-worker #1: We have so much more room in the office now, [Erin] and I can dance.
Boss: Let’s see you dance
Co-worker #2: Naw, she can’t do it without a pole.
50 Public Square
Cleveland, Ohio
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Co-worker: I swear, if this keeps up I’m going to throw myself on a bridge.
315 South Boulder Avenue
Tulsa, Oklahoma
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Manager: Is that goat cheese on your sandwich?
Worker: Yes
Manager: I hear that single goat goat cheese is a delicatessen.
Worker: A what?
Manager: A delicatessen.
6511 Tri-County Parkway
Schertz, Texas
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CSR on phone: Okay, I’m sending a trouble ticket up for investigation on that for you. Here’s the ticket number in case you want to call and yell at us.
4800 Concentric Boulevard
Saginaw, Michigan
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Employee #1: Stop flinging eyedrops on me!
Employee #2: I am trying to exorcise the demons in you.
Bldg 5302 Sparkman Circle
Redstone Arsenal, Alabama
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Co-worker: You need to teach me Spanish and I need to teach you everything.
1341 G Street NW
Washington, DC
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Co-worker #1: What’s a carpet muncher? Is that a new slang for vacuum cleaner?
Co-worker #2: Um, no. He, he, he. I’ll give you a thousand bucks if you ask the boss for a carpet muncher.
Co-worker #1: Why? I don’t have carpeting.
800 East 28th Street
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Overheard by: jearu
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Worker #1: Here’s a copy of the memo.
Worker #2: What’s it say?
Worker #1: Nothing. It’s absolutely useless.
3900 West Alameda Avenue
Burbank, California
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