Paralegal: I know there’s Chinese food, and there’s Japanese food, but is there Korean food?
Coworker: What? Of course there is!
Paralegal: What’s the difference?
Coworker: Countries.
Port Washington, New York
Paralegal: I know there’s Chinese food, and there’s Japanese food, but is there Korean food?
Coworker: What? Of course there is!
Paralegal: What’s the difference?
Coworker: Countries.
Port Washington, New York
Peon #1: It’s written mostly from the perspective of the dog…
Peon #2: So is it fiction?
Publisher’s office
New York, New York
Office guy: I was using the adjective, not the dwarf.
Manhattan, New York
Intern: My uterus is dry‐heaving.
Supervisor: Wow.
242 West 38th Street
New York, New York
Overheard by: Sarah
Suit #1: All my clients complain that the questionnaire package we require is too onerous.
Suit #2: Really? I never get any complaint about ours.
Boss: Well, have you ever seen his package? Maybe you two should get together and compare packages.
245 3rd Avenue
New York, NY
Manager: Everybody who was smoking pot in here last night is fired! … Okay, looks like I have a vacant building.
Schenectady, New York
Overheard by: fired
Salesperson to another: Wow! I like your new pants? (pause) Do they fit you?
Plattsburgh, New York
JP Morgan Office Manager: Do he know he have a meeting? Her said he have a meeting.
38 W. 75th Street
New York, NY
Project manager, regarding principal of firm: He has been driving around with his windshield wipers on because he can’t figure out how to turn them off, do you really think he will understand this?
98th & Broadway
New York City, New York
Co‐worker: Hey [Trish], can you come here a sec?
Office Manager: Yeah, where are you?
Co‐worker: I’m in the closet.
155 6th Avenue
New York, NY
