Coworker to tech support: All I did was stick it in and now I can’t get it out. I hate fucking computers!
Brampton
Ontario
Canada
Overheard by: Tim
Coworker to tech support: All I did was stick it in and now I can’t get it out. I hate fucking computers!
Brampton
Ontario
Canada
Overheard by: Tim
Cube dweller on phone: Hahaha… yeah, I can just imagine them literally chasing you around, and smearing you with that stuff!
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: I don’t want to get smeared
Male cubicle dweller #1: Tell you what, if you grow your hair shoulder‐length, I’ll braid it for you.
Male cubicle dweller #2: Deal!
Male cubicle dweller #1: Do you want me to sign a post‐it or something… like a contract?
Male cubicle dweller #2: No, I trust you.
Laurier
Ottawa
Canadia
Overheard by: They had no idea I was here
Old woman at check‐in desk: I used to have a lot more sex when I was younger… There weren’t any TVs back then.
Main Street
Wolfville, Nova Scotia
Canadia
Boss: I need you to work your superpowers for me.
Stunned office monkey: In the office?!
Argentia Road
Mississauga
Canadia
Overheard by: My superpower is top secret
Patient: Where’s the bathroom?
Receptionist: On your way out, you can just go in that corner.
Dentist’s Office
Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Avoiding the corner
Co‐worker #1: …no, the cervix is attached to the uterus, but it’s not the uterus, the uterus is different–
Co‐worker #2: You guys have the best conversations first thing in the morning.
Co‐worker #3: You just missed the bit about the penis.
Co‐worker #2: No, I didn’t.
557 Church Street
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Geeky cashier: How are you pay’n for this?
Guy in a hurry: Cash.
Geeky cashier: Like cash, cash?
Guy in a hurry: What?
Best Buy
Newmarket
Ontario, Canadia
Designer to sales rep, about ad consultation: Do you want to do it with me right now?
Sales rep: You can do me right now? I’ll just go downstairs and get my stuff.
Designer: The room is free, so we’ll have no problem getting it in.
Scarborough
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: m00nwater
Office grunt #1: Hey! So, you’re back in the office, eh? Where were you last week?
Office grunt #2: Oh, I was in Guatemala.
Office grunt #1: Really? In Europe?
Office grunt #2: No.
Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Anonymous
