Possible Sexual Harassment

Cubicle #1: I seriously just saw the churchy lady feel some guy up right now.
Cubicle #2: What?
Cubicle #1: Yeah. he looked horrified too.
Cubicle #2: Huh. What kind of “feeling up” are we talking here?
Cubicle #1: I’ll show you when I go down there.
Cubicle #3: Sounds good.

350 Madison Avenue
New York, NY

Worker #1: That guy really gets on my nerves with his whistling.
Worker #2: Hey [Bryan]! Whistle from where I fucked you last.

21100 Rogers Drive
Rogers, Minnesota

Co-worker #1: It helps me get the deposit ready if you put all the checks in alphabetical order.
Co-worker #2: Okay, not a problem.
Co-worker #1: Yeah, they call me anal because I like it that way.

132 West Central Avenue
Lake Wales, Florida

Boss #1: You’re taking off for your wedding; when will you be back?
Co-worker: Two weeks.
Boss #2: Yes, and when she gets back, she’ll no longer be a virgin.

609 Reliability Circle
Knoxville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Arthur Vandelay

CSR: Can you give me your daughter’s measurements?

714 NE Hancock Street
Portland, Oregon

Computer Technician: Wow, it’s amazing what kind of difference a couple of inches can make…Have you seen [Ben]’s?

The other technicians burst out laughing.

Computer Technican: I meant his new 19″ monitor. Grow up.

1035 64th Avenue SE
Calgary, Alberta

Office monkey #1: Bro, this job is like motherfucking cocaine!
Office monkey #2: How’s that?
Office monkey #1: It seems fun at first but then it fucks your asshole raw.

1211 6th Avenue
New York, NY

Boss commencing presentation with safety information: In case of fire, there are two exits to my rear.

411 Keeler Avenue
Bartlesville, Oklahoma

Creepy waiter: The new girl’s pants sure are tight.
Mousy waitress: Yeah.
Creepy waiter: You can tell she shaves her biscuit. [Mousy waitress blinks, quickly puts on long apron, and walks away.]

Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: Shatmandu

Office girl arriving in meeting: Is there anywhere I can sit?
Manager: My face, but I can’t say that because I just got out of sensitivity training.

North Hollywood, California

Overheard by: I have a face too