Photographer: So there I am in my hotel room and there’s hundreds of malaria mosquitos just flying around, and I’m thinking, “Well, isn’t this great?”
333 North Meridian Avenue
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Overheard by: fransen comes alive
Photographer: So there I am in my hotel room and there’s hundreds of malaria mosquitos just flying around, and I’m thinking, “Well, isn’t this great?”
333 North Meridian Avenue
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Overheard by: fransen comes alive
Office Worker: This file won’t unzip! Unzip, you! Dammit, unzip!
Supervisor: You should try sweet talking it a little bit. Maybe you should buy it dinner first.
105 North Hudson Avenue
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Co-worker: Well, it’s an intermittent problem that won’t reoccur until it reoccurs.
333 North Meridian Avenue
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Overheard by: fransen comes alive
Boss commencing presentation with safety information: In case of fire, there are two exits to my rear.
411 Keeler Avenue
Bartlesville, Oklahoma
Child welfare worker on cell: I won’t be over at my client’s place long. I just need to go there real quick and see her child naked… Maybe I shouldn’t say this in the middle of a mall.
Woodland Hills Mall
Tulsa, Oklahoma
Overheard by: Bob
Old lady on cell: Well, I went commando once, but the whole day I was just super paranoid. What if it got flies in it or something?
3501 Quail Springs Parkway
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Teacher: My birthday is tomorrow. I can't believe I'm going to be 35!
Student teacher: I'm only 23.
Teacher: When I was 23, I was going to chapel at university while smoking pot!
Tulsa, Oklahoma
Overheard by: Really??
Reporter to another on deadline day: Hey, you wanna go kick each other in the balls and forget it’s Thursday?
81st Street and Harvard Avenue
Tulsa, Oklahoma
Overheard by: I don’t have balls, but I know the feeling
Woman trainer: The system is down today. I think I might go get a mammogram instead of working.
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Overheard by: Patrick
