Boss commencing presentation with safety information: In case of fire, there are two exits to my rear.

411 Keeler Avenue
Bartlesville, Oklahoma

Sales guy to coworker: Why did anyone vote for Obama? Because he's a good oracle? Big deal if he speaks good…

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Child welfare worker on cell: I won’t be over at my client’s place long. I just need to go there real quick and see her child naked… Maybe I shouldn’t say this in the middle of a mall.

Woodland Hills Mall
Tulsa, Oklahoma

Overheard by: Bob

Old lady on cell: Well, I went commando once, but the whole day I was just super paranoid. What if it got flies in it or something?

3501 Quail Springs Parkway
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Teacher: My birthday is tomorrow. I can't believe I'm going to be 35!
Student teacher: I'm only 23.
Teacher: When I was 23, I was going to chapel at university while smoking pot!

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Overheard by: Really??

Reporter to another on deadline day: Hey, you wanna go kick each other in the balls and forget it’s Thursday?

81st Street and Harvard Avenue
Tulsa, Oklahoma

Overheard by: I don’t have balls, but I know the feeling

Woman trainer: The system is down today. I think I might go get a mammogram instead of working.

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Overheard by: Patrick

Office girl #1: Anyway, that's how this giant hoo-hah got started in the first place.
(snickering comes from nearby cubicles)
Office girl #1: What? Did I use the wrong word?
Office girl #2: Well, that depends on what you're talking about.
Boss man: I think you mean 'hoopla,” but you basically just said “giant vagina.”

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Overheard by: freudianflip

Office drone: If they had Spam and Slim Jims, martians wouldn't be so short.

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Secretary: Wait, don’t you have to be in the military to run for president?
Worker: No. I’ve taken karate in the past, so I get to skip that step.
Secretary: Oh… But do you really think you’d get enough votes?

5000 South Lewis Avenue
Tulsa, Oklahoma

Overheard by: Whoa Now