CSR #1: Everyone says that Jesus was on the bookshelf the whole time. But what if he wasn't on the bookshelf…
CSR #2: People will put Jesus wherever they want to put him.
CSR #1: Oh my god, that's so deep!

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Cube dweller: I don’t see why people need fertility counseling. They should just buy some cheap liquor and rent a Camaro. It worked for everyone I know on the South Side.

Norman, Oklahoma

Coworker angrily hanging up: Geez! What is wrong with these customers?! I’m trying to watch a colo-rectal comedy on UTUBE!

2600 Van Buren Street
Norman, Oklahoma

Overheard by: Nina

Priest to another, in hospital hall: I'll be right there, I've got to go into the little boys room first…

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Overheard by: Cornfused

Nurse: People just keep calling me and calling me about getting pain pills called in. They just need to be a little sauced up — then they’d be fine!

14100 Parkway Commons Drive
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Boss: Never put two cranky diabetics in the same room together. All you’ll get is ‘”fuck this,” “shit this,” and “blood sugar that!”

1200 Sovereign Row
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Overheard by: shaun

Male employee, leaving bathroom: Be careful in there. I just gave birth to a little brown man!

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Overheard by: Gagging Uncontrollably

Coworker: I love that movie Dazed and Confused! It’s one of those that you don’t have to be smart to enjoy.

1200 Sovereign Row
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Overheard by: Jayce

Co-worker #1: Did you just say you asked the location to give the
customer a little ass?
Co-worker #2: Yeah, ass…ya know, assistance.
Co-worker #1: Um…once again…ass is not the abbreviation for
Boss: What’s going on?

5330 E. 31st Street
Tulsa, Oklahoma

Peon #1: Hey, boss, there is a water leak up on the second floor.
Boss: Well, let's get up there and check it out.
Peon #2: So there's a leak in the roof, huh?
Peon #1: Yeah, but the good thing is: it only leaks when it rains!

Elk City, Oklahoma