Coworker #1: Is Corey supervising tonight?
Coworker #2: No. Look. See, he doesn't have pants on.

Trenton, New Jersey

Overheard by: He Does Have Nice Legs.

Salesgirl, answering the phone: Hey, it's for you.
Coworker: Who is it?
Salesgirl: Um…he said he was “naked”
Coworker: Oh, that's my husband!

Department Store
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: Odd Name

Boss to employee: I mean, it's not rocket scientists.

Springfield, Missouri

Operations manager: This chart really gets into the details if you're interested.
Assistant director: I don't think we really need to go into all the sausage-making details.
Director: Yeah, I've seen way too much sausage.

Portland, Oregon

Overheard by: Worst part? No one else laughed.

Coworker: Whoever invented coffee was amazing!!

Lancaster, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: thought God did that?

Male employee #1: I am going out on a date tonight with a 4'11″ Filipina. She runs triathlons.
Male employee #2: That's short. You know, her head will be at about your stomach.
Male employee #1, after long pause: I kind of want her to break me.

Sacramento, California

Coworker standing on table: I feel like I'm dead and I'm watching over you.

Orlando, Florida

Boss: We really need a third forklift driver.
Warehouse manager: Well, it's even worse now. One of them just died.
Boss: Holy shit. That throws a fucking wrench in things.

Jeannette, Pennsylvania

Customer: I need the cold and flu meds that I have to be logged into a data base for.
Pharmacist: Well, can you tell me your symptoms?
Customer: Well, I'm sore and my head… it's like my whole head is just like… like someone sat on my face… but not in a good way.
(pharmacist gives deadpan face and goes to get meds)
Customer: You know, like a big fat person sat on my face… head. Do you take debit?

Mandeville, Louisiana

Overheard by: ShiftSuper2theSTARS

Male office drone: Aaahhhh! The female urinal!