Regardless, Your Hand Should Not Be There

Unseen man in cubicle: I'm not touching it. I'm just mooshing it!

W 46th St
New York City, New York

Posted on March 13, 2023
Body Parts, Coworkers, New York, Sexuality, Weirdness

If There Are Complications, You Get a Set of Steak Knives

Patient: Do you offer any discounts if this is my second surgery?
Receptionist: Sure, we can throw in a free appendectomy or colonoscopy… Your choice.

Orange Avenue
Orlando, Florida

Posted on March 12, 2023
Default, Florida, Health & Hygiene, Medical, Offers and requests, Patients, Questions, Receptionists, Weirdness

…With Red and Green Ribbon

Coworker: Hey, I have a question.
Female coworker: Hold on a sec, I'm trimming my balls.

Fort Worth, Texas

Overheard by: Sarah

Posted on March 4, 2023
Body Parts, Coworkers, Health & Hygiene, Questions, Texas, Weirdness

The Crew of Sesame Street Had an Unusual Reprimand System

Office drone: I'll have to tickle myself for that…

Ojai, California

Overheard by: IntellectualWhore

Posted on March 3, 2023
California, Employees, Sensory Experiences, Weirdness

Your Holiday Bonus! …Why, What Were You Thinking?

Female cube dweller to male cube dweller: You are soooo gonna get it tonight!

Chicago, Illinois

Posted on March 1, 2023
Coworkers, Illinois, Sexuality, Weirdness

We've Monopolized Your Business Long Enough

UPS guy to mailroom guy: You should really consider using FedEx.

Brooklyn, New York

Posted on February 25, 2023
Advice, Employees, New York, Weirdness

…But I Think He's at His Knitting Club.

Office girl: I gotta call Peter to tell him he forgot his balls.

Inkster, Michigan

Overheard by: Don't wanna see 'em

Posted on February 24, 2023
Body Parts, Employees, Michigan, On the phone, Weirdness

But If HR Asks, I Did Not Say That.

Team manager to sales rep: Girl, you just gotta be comfortable. You gotta be easy!

Chesapeake, Virginia

Overheard by: Project Manager

Posted on February 23, 2023
Advice, Bosses, Possible Sexual Harassment, Sales, Sexuality, Virginia, Weirdness

Canadian Employees Often Face This Kind Of Harassment

Female boss, demanding computer use from underling: I want your SAP!

Cardiff
Wales

Overheard by: Sean

Posted on February 17, 2023
Bosses and Underlings, Possible Sexual Harassment, Sexuality, Wales, Weirdness

Especially with Buzz Aldrin Chewing Your Ear Off

Voice in next cubicle: I forgot how much I hate space travel.

Fort Leavenworth, Kansas

Posted on February 17, 2023
Coworkers, Cubicles, Default, Feelings, Kansas, Travel, Weirdness

Weirdness