4PM Get Janet to Redo Brochures

Tech: You can’t save with Adobe Reader. You have to have Professional to save what you enter in the form.
Sales Assistant: But I have 6.0.
Tech: Yes, but in Reader. You have to have Professional.
Sales Assistant: So I can’t save?
Tech: Right.
Sales Assistant: But I have 6.0.
Tech: That doesn’t matter. You still can’t save the form.
Sales Assistant: But I have 6.0.
Tech: In Reader. You have to have Professional to save the data you enter in the form. Reader won’t let you save changes to a PDF.
Sales Assistant: Okay. But I have 6.0. Why can’t I save with that?

12100 I-40 East
Amarillo, Texas

Posted on November 24, 2024
General Idiocy, Questions, Sales, Tech People, Technology, Texas

3PM Smoke Break

Agent: Can you believe that? I totally lied to her face and she had the gall not to take it as the truth!

5720 Peachtree Parkway
Norcross, Georgia

Posted on November 10, 2024
Georgia, Gripes, Sales

12PM Sales Call

VP Sales: I’m big on giving it all up to the client. You know, easy access.
Peon: I’ve heard that about you.

716 Main Street
Boonton, New Jersey

Posted on October 21, 2024
Bosses and Underlings, New Jersey, Possible Sexual Harassment, Sales

11AM Close Deal

Sales: You quoted 3 different prices to this customer.
CEO: You’re not calling me an idiot, are you?
Sales: I’m saying that having been given all the facts you made 3 incompatable decisions.
CEO: That’s sufficiently blameless.

12819 Coit Road
Cleveland, Ohio

Posted on November 28, 2023
Executives, General Idiocy, Gripes, Insults, Money, Ohio, Sales

11AM Sales Meeting

Head of sales: You came to this meeting on Monday morning and you know I’m going to be asking questions. So even if you don’t know the answers, make some shit up. You’re in sales, you have to sell, so make shit up!

1515 Broadway
New York, NY