Then He Came Down from His Trip, Crawled Inside, and Went to Sleep

Saleswoman: Actually, I’m a vegetarian.
Salesman #1: Oh man, I couldn’t do that. That is crazy.
Salesman #2: Yeah, my dream is to eat an entire cow.
Salesman #1: My friend actually bought a second refrigerator so that he could put a cow into it.

Penn Avenue
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Herbie