Co-worker #1: So, I think I have decided to give up caffeine. But I can’t decide if I should give up liquid caffeine, or sugar caffeine.
Co-worker #2: You should give up the liquid kind.
Co-worker #1: Does that mean I have to give up my coffee in the mornings?
Co-worker #2: Naw, just cut back on the amount of pop you drink.

6700 Antioch Road
Overland Park, Kansas

Frustrated lawyer on phone: I know they are engineers! But I cannot draft a contract using only Venn diagrams, mathematic equations and animé references!

Lamar Overland Park

Overheard by: Needs A Drink

Assistant: Oh my god, your caulk is dripping!

5001 East Harry Street
Wichita, Kansas

Office peon: No matter how many pairs of underwear you have, if you don’t do your laundry, eventually you will run out.

501 Jackson Street
Topeka, Kansas

Overheard by: Laughing at everyone

Voice in next cubicle: I forgot how much I hate space travel.

Fort Leavenworth, Kansas

Coworker #1: Artificial insemination?
Coworker #2: That way I could have a kid without whoring myself around as much.


Cubicle mate on phone: Yeah, that’s so me. Wait, now what is this called? Well I’d rather be a dog walker than a porn star!

Topeka, Kansas

Waitress: How are you doing today, sir?
Man: I’m on work release.
Waitress, suddenly nervous: Oh… okay. I’ll be right back.

Pancake house
Lawrence, Kansas

Overheard by: Rachel

Manager lady #1: I guess I stocked up -I mean, I got Doritos! Do those count?
Manager lady #2: Yeah, they do, they’re one of the food groups.
[pause]In unison: Corn.

Kansas City, Kansas

Overheard by: can’t believe i work with them

Manager #1: Are you sure you don’t need anything more? We’ve got the extra money to spend.
Manager #2: Haven’t you heard? I’m cheap and easy. It doesn’t take much to please me.
Peon: That’s what I read on the intranet last week.

5442 Martway Street
Mission, Kansas

Overheard by: Office Gnome