Owner of company: That, coming out of a midget, would kick ass!
111 Oak Street
Bonner Springs, Kansas
Owner of company: That, coming out of a midget, would kick ass!
111 Oak Street
Bonner Springs, Kansas
Coworker #1 looking at a nickel: What the heck is this?
Coworker #2: It’s about the Lewis and Clark expedition.
Coworker #1: Didn’t they eat each other?
Wichita, Kansas
Coworker: Well, then we’ve got something to do next week. But we’re not going back to that place. It was nasty. My van smells like a hooker died in it.
111 Oak Street
Bonner Springs, Kansas
Man on cell: What made you stick a magnet up your nose?
5th & Jackson Streets
Topeka, Kansas
Co-worker #1: I can’t believe that they fired that temp.
Co-worker #2: Yeah, he wasn’t working very hard and he was goofing off.
Co-worker #1: That’s not very fair. By the way, do you have the new football pool sheet? I lost mine.
4950 College Boulevard
Leawood, Kansas
Overheard by: Ron Zinn
Co-worker #1: So, I think I have decided to give up caffeine. But I can’t decide if I should give up liquid caffeine, or sugar caffeine.
Co-worker #2: You should give up the liquid kind.
Co-worker #1: Does that mean I have to give up my coffee in the mornings?
Co-worker #2: Naw, just cut back on the amount of pop you drink.
6700 Antioch Road
Overland Park, Kansas
Frustrated lawyer on phone: I know they are engineers! But I cannot draft a contract using only Venn diagrams, mathematic equations and animé references!
Lamar Overland Park
Kansas
Overheard by: Needs A Drink
Assistant: Oh my god, your caulk is dripping!
5001 East Harry Street
Wichita, Kansas
Office peon: No matter how many pairs of underwear you have, if you don’t do your laundry, eventually you will run out.
501 Jackson Street
Topeka, Kansas
Overheard by: Laughing at everyone
Voice in next cubicle: I forgot how much I hate space travel.
Fort Leavenworth, Kansas
