Account executive: Is child porn wrong if only children see it?
330 East Wacker Drive
Chicago, Illinois
Account executive: Is child porn wrong if only children see it?
330 East Wacker Drive
Chicago, Illinois
Owner of company: That, coming out of a midget, would kick ass!
111 Oak Street
Bonner Springs, Kansas
Marketing manager justifying event expenses: It costs a lot for a naked elephant ride these days. Not like it used to be.
980 North Michigan Avenue
Chicago, Illinois
Attorney on phone: Yeah, I told my wife I’d be home late. We can get together for an hour or two. Can’t wait to feel you inside me.
Broad Street
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Principal: Do you know Fortran?
Research analyst: Yes, I think so… Wait, is that a man or a woman?
John Hancock Tower
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: economista
CEO at company-wide meeting: You have to understand — we are a relatively young company, and we are in Helen Keller mode right now.
13500 Heritage Parkway
Fort Worth, Texas
Employee: These file drawers are really getting overloaded.
Supervisor: Yeah, time for some perjury.
Westlake, Ohio
Overheard by: Giddy-up!
CEO: By a show of hands, how many of you believe that I believe in this company?
Ballantyne Office Park
Charlotte, North Carolina
CEO: Anywho, it’ll make us look honest, at least, if we say we just won’t charge for that job. We don’t want to just out-and-tell them we fucked that one all to hell.
34921 Del Rio Drive
Ontario, California
Suit: If we wanna make fun of freakin’ roosters, guess what?! We’re gonna make fun of freakin’ roosters.
3565 Atlanta Highway
Athens, Georgia
