I Should Be in the Ladies’ Room Getting Ready for My Date with the CEO

Loud lady on cell: [Supervisor] called this morning to see if I was coming in. What does he care? I had a meeting this morning with him and Sam*. What were they going to do, ask me why I haven’t been performing well? Did they want me to say I’ve asked to be transferred more than once because I’ve been sleeping with my supervisor and he won’t stop harassing me? You know, I probably shouldn’t be talking about this right in front of my office.

371 Hoes Lane
Piscataway, New Jersey

Overheard by: Justtryingtohaveacigarette

Posted on March 3, 2023
Dumb Employees, General Idiocy, New Jersey, Possible Sexual Harassment

But If HR Asks, I Did Not Say That.

Team manager to sales rep: Girl, you just gotta be comfortable. You gotta be easy!

Chesapeake, Virginia

Overheard by: Project Manager

Posted on February 23, 2023
Advice, Bosses, Possible Sexual Harassment, Sales, Sexuality, Virginia, Weirdness

Canadian Employees Often Face This Kind Of Harassment

Female boss, demanding computer use from underling: I want your SAP!

Cardiff
Wales

Overheard by: Sean

Posted on February 17, 2023
Bosses and Underlings, Possible Sexual Harassment, Sexuality, Wales, Weirdness

Now Eat My Hot Canadian Bacon! Eat It!

Boss to customer: Would you like to try my meat? It tastes just like maple! Ask anyone — they all tried it!

Lee, New Hampshire

Posted on January 19, 2023
Dumb Bosses, Gossip, New Hampshire, Possible Sexual Harassment

I'm Pretty Sure You're Mis-Remembering Erin Brockovich

Supervisor: Girl, you better give me back those files or I'll take you outside. Like that girl in that movie.

County Courthouse
Norristown, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Lan

Posted on December 30, 2022
Bosses and Underlings, Pennsylvania, Possible Sexual Harassment, Threats, Violence

There’s Really Very Little Difference Anymore

Magazine writer #1: So, it turned out the chick I took home from the party was a gymnast!
Staff members: Wow… That’s hot… Lucky git…
Magazine writer #2: Why, what’s so great about gymnasts?
Magazine writer #1: Um… Well, they’re really flexible…
Magazine writer #2: Oh, well, you should see the guy gymnasts, then!
Staff members: [Silence.]

35-51 Mitchell Street
Sydney
Australia

Overheard by: and he’s OUT!

Posted on December 28, 2022
Australia, Coworkers, Meetings, Possible Sexual Harassment

4PM OSHA Regulations

Male bather: Oww! That dog just scratched my nipple!
Female groomer: Now you know why we wear boulder-holders.

92-12 Liberty Avenue
Ozone Park, New York

Posted on December 11, 2022
Metro Northeast, Possible Sexual Harassment, Service

2PM Layoff Announcements

Exec: Nobody walks around in culottes unless there’s something important going on.

150 5th Avenue
New York, NY

Posted on November 29, 2022
Executives, New York, Philosophy, Physical Appearance, Possible Sexual Harassment

But Now, of Course, There’s a Manual

CEO on sales pitch: When businesses first started creating web pages on the internet, it was kind of like having sex with your daughter — everyone was talking about it, but nobody really knew what they were doing.
Prospective client: Well… My daughter is eight, so I don’t think she’s having sex with anybody.

8737 Colesville Road
Silver Spring, Maryland

Posted on November 14, 2022
Executives, Maryland, Possible Sexual Harassment

I'm Already Bottoming Out in My Career

Office monkey #1: Sometimes I think it'd just be easier to be gay.
Office monkey #2: Except for the butt sex.
Office monkey #1: …I could take it.

Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: Only woman here…

Posted on November 12, 2022
Coworkers, Florida, Possible Sexual Harassment, Sexuality, Wishes

Possible Sexual Harassment