Old guy, about computer monitor: What do you all stare at on these things?
745 Boylston Street
Boston, Massachusetts
Old guy, about computer monitor: What do you all stare at on these things?
745 Boylston Street
Boston, Massachusetts
Woman, before using phone: Don’t listen to me — I have to lie.
745 Boylston Street
Boston, Massachusetts
Boss on phone with client: So, what’s been going on? In a new company? You spreading your legs and taking it all in?
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: only female in the office
Principal: Do you know Fortran?
Research analyst: Yes, I think so… Wait, is that a man or a woman?
John Hancock Tower
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: economista
Guy looking across street: Is that girl sexy?
Friend: That’s a dude, man. How’s your eyesight?
Guy: I can see fine, I just can’t see clearly.
Newbury Street
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: alan
Receptionist on phone: Yeah, but at this point I’d really rather have waffles than lesbians.
Office building, Downtown Crossing
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: what?
Male coworker wearing striped shirt: Hey, nice shirt — we match!
Female coworker: Oh, yeah, we do.
Male coworker: We could do a dance or something. We already have matching costumes.
Female coworker: Or we could strip!
Male coworker: [Laughs nervously and walks away.]
Massachusetts
Coworker: Well, we think we’ll put them on leashes at the airport, because what if they get away from us? Nobody will know who we are, and nobody will know who they are.
Beacon Hill
Boston, Massachusetts
CSR: Yeah, Alabama is first. I can’t think of any other states that start with ‘A’… Mhmmm… Oh, right, Arizona. And Iowa.
Boston, Massachusetts
Cube dweller #1: So she was talking dirty to me last night and I was all asking her what she was thinking about.
Cube dweller #2: Yeah? What was it, dude?
Cube dweller #1: She was thinking about some role playing shit, so I told her to tell me details, you know? I wanted to know exactly what it was!
Cube dweller #2: Yeah…
Cube dweller #1: So she starts laughing and says, ‘I was actually trying to decide what boots I wanted to wear.’ I’m like, ‘You’re talking about boots when I have a fucking hard-on? You’ve got to be fucking kidding me!’
Cube dweller #2: Did you do it anyway?
Cube dweller #1: Naturally…
Scituate, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Glad my wife doesn’t wear boots….
