Then How Come X-Rays Are Black and White, Smart Guy?

Office manager: Have you ever seen the images from an MRI? It’s amazing the beautiful colors that are inside of our bodies!

Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: glorified gopher

Posted on June 7, 2026
Dumb Bosses, General Idiocy, Georgia, Health & Hygiene

It’s Good to Get the Roles Sorted Out before the Hooker Arrives

Boss on phone: Yeah, I’ll bring the bottle of wine tomorrow… No, the plan is you make fun of my gout and then tease me with the bottle… Okay, great, see you then.

2694 Peachtree Road
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Covert Kitten

Posted on May 15, 2026
Dumb Bosses, Georgia, On the phone

I’m Thinking of Those Little Mints

Guy seeing a purse in a chair: Who left this green bag here for me to go through?
Girl: It’s mine, but there’s nothing in it but an empty wallet and some tampons.
Guy: I love tampons! Oh, wait…

1280 Peachtree Street
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Amazed

Posted on May 2, 2026
Creepsters, General Idiocy, Georgia

The Photographs Didn’t Give Me Much Choice on That First One

Coworker in middle of parking lot, screaming into cell: You can admit to having your dick in my ass, but you can’t admit to that bitch you love me?! You bastard!

Alpharetta, Georgia

Posted on April 12, 2026
Coworkers, Georgia, Possible Sexual Harassment

So You’d Have a Reason to Call Me, Hot Stuff

Receptionist: Hi, this is Pat*. I was calling to see if you wanted to set an appointment.
Customer on speakerphone: Yes, I do.
Receptionist: So, it looks like I set you an appointment before. What happened?
Customer on speakerphone: … You cancelled it.
Receptionist: Hm. I wonder why.

Atlanta, Georgia