Georgia

Coworker to another: I can't wait to see your wife's baby making place.

Atlanta, Georgia

Director: Like all of my meetings, I don’t have an agenda. I like to just let people talk and it usually turns up interesting discussions.

5720 Peachtree Parkway
Norcross, Georgia

News editor: I’ve already passed the high point of my day where I mute Regis and Kelly.

101 Marietta Street
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: an amused underling

Hot office chick: I look like I smell like fish sticks.

LaGrange, Georgia

Overheard by: Hallway Skank Monitor

Worker #1: Oh, damn! Would you look at that? I have on two different pair of shoes.
Worker #2: You’re just now relizing that? The day’s almost over with…what a dumbass!
Worker #1: Yeah whatever, maybe I’ll switch them out tomorrow. At least they are the same color.

210 Main Street
Dallas, Georgia

Assistant #1: So, what are you wearing to the party? You’ve been pretty secretive about it.
Assistant #2: Well, I’m wearing an old blue slip and a pair of pumps with mirrors on the heels.
Assistant #2: Nice.

Atlanta, Georgia

Cube chick: How do you love a hamster?!

11460 Johns Creek Parkway
Duluth, Georgia

Worker bee on phone: Isn’t your husband anointed? Well, why don’t you just have him lay hands on you, then?

171 17th Street
Atlanta, Georgia

VP: I just completed sexual harassment training! Who’s gonna be my first victim?
Assistant: Me!

1 Glenlake Parkway
Atlanta, Georgia

Lady peon: What do you call those cows that you eat?

114 New Street
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: russ