9AM Another Day with Him

Co-worker: Can I move your long lovely legs and get some out of your drawers?

Co-worker: Do you ever have one of those days where you’re desperate to have something in your mouth?

Co-worker: I like sucking the mint out of the chocolate of Junior Mints…Don’t hate the skills!

750 First Street NE
Washington, DC

Nice Save, Dear Colleague

Younger man: I gotta do something. I can't keep waiting around for my uncle to die, but I don't want to kill him.
Older lady: You're talking too loud, people can hear you.
Younger man: Kill him with kindness… ain't that the Christian thing to do?

Tulsa, Oklahoma


Full

Receptionist: … And what start are you calling from?"
*puts caller on hold and yells: "who has new hampshire?"
Co-worker: "I do."
Receptionist: "well, what state is new hampshire in?"

Alabama Street, Indianapolis


Whatever– It's All Disney to Me

Office guy on phone: We were at this park, and there were gators and alligators… I'm guessing the gators are native to thigh-land.

Middleboro, Massachusetts

Overheard by: mikey