Coworker, discussing mint Oreos: I stuffed four of them in this morning.
Boss: Can you stuff six?
Coworker: I don't know. Maybe not at once.
Baltimore, Maryland
11AM System Implementation Meeting
Boss: It’s not so much fast-paced as it is boring.
2700 Westchester Avenue
Purchase, New York
Especially If He’s the Simon Who Helped Jesus Carry His Cross
Wishful thinking peon on phone: Yes, I can meet with this Simon guy. It’s not that Simon from American Idol, is it? Oh? That’s too bad… I guess I’ll still meet with him, though.
111 East Wacker Drive
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Hear No Evil
I Would Pay Just to Watch That Infomercial
Coworker: Hey dude, that's how I'm going to make my money. Cat exercise equipment. Marshfield, Massachusetts Overheard by: Mikaela
It the Future, You'll Be Able to Just Click a Box on the Internet
Girl applying for marriage license, to fiance: You sure you want to do this?
Fiance to girl: Who else am I gonna marry?
Girl to clerk: Is this the same place you come for divorce too?
Clerk of Court Office
Titusville, Florida
Overheard by: Tricia
She’s Not the Sharpest Tool in the Shed
Woman: She made it herself out of paper machete! Massachusetts
And Don't Think I Didn't See You Kissing My Boyfriend Under the Football Bleachers!
Boss: I think I'll have a sandwich now.
Employee: Okay, cool.
Boss: What's cool about that?
Employee: Nothing.
Boss: Why'd you say it then?
Employee: You're so difficult!
Boss: No, you're difficult!
New Zealand
Overheard by: Schmitty
That's What You Said About Shopping Retail!
Vietnamese coworker using cardboard to fix cubicle, happily: It's like being in refugee camp all over again. Austin, Texas
Goering Was Especially Tasty
Man: We’re gonna make some bratwurst.
Woman #1: What’s the difference between sausage and bratwurst?
Woman #2: Well, bratwurst is German.
Woman #1: So they’re just German pigs?
Company picnic
Montclair, New Jersey
Marriage Has Four Seasons, and They're All Too Long
Cubicle guy #1: Variety is the spice of life!
Cubicle guy #2: Ha ha! Yeah, right, ask your wife that and see what she says!
Columbus, Ohio