Composition runner: I spilled milkshake in my pants today.
225 Varick Street
New York, New York
The Internet Is Just His Giant Ball Of Yarn
Female boss: This link sends me to this other page with a link, and that link sends me to another page with a link back to the first page! There are so many links!
Male boss: “Linx” is a cat.
Newfoundland
Canadia
Overheard by: i love randomness
We Don’t Know That, Either
Boss: Why are we selling stuff we don’t know how to sell?!
139 Highland Street
Bruceton Tennessee
Overheard by: soon to be hired
9AM Another Day with Him
Co-worker: Can I move your long lovely legs and get some out of your drawers?
Co-worker: Do you ever have one of those days where you’re desperate to have something in your mouth?
Co-worker: I like sucking the mint out of the chocolate of Junior Mints…Don’t hate the skills!
750 First Street NE
Washington, DC
Oh Ho Ho, We've All Been There!
Young office lady to another: What's that French term for you felt like you've been here before? (pause) Menage a troi?
Calgary
Canadia
I've Started Letting the Kids Paint Them for Art Class
Very Republican coworker: I have more guns than I know what to do with.
Golden Valley
Minnesota
Nice Save, Dear Colleague
Younger man: I gotta do something. I can't keep waiting around for my uncle to die, but I don't want to kill him.
Older lady: You're talking too loud, people can hear you.
Younger man: Kill him with kindness… ain't that the Christian thing to do?
Tulsa, Oklahoma
Otherwise This “Dropped the Soap With” SuperPoke Has No Meaning
Coworker on phone: I wish people in prison had access to Facebook.
Pensacola Beach, Florida
Full
Receptionist: … And what start are you calling from?"
*puts caller on hold and yells: "who has new hampshire?"
Co-worker: "I do."
Receptionist: "well, what state is new hampshire in?"
Alabama Street, Indianapolis
So Much for My Liquid Assets.
Senior broker to associate broker: I am drowning in my own snot.
47th St & Madison Ave
Overheard by: CaseyMarie