Only If It’s Casual Friday

Co-worker #1: Hey, do we need to dress up when the Japs show up next week?
Boss: Don’t ever refer to them as Japs! That’s racist and very offensive. Please refer to them as Japanese instead.
Co-worker #2: Hey, while we’re being all culturally sensitive and shit, can I show up to work dressed as a ninja to welcome them to America?

115 Perimeter Center Place, NE
Atlanta, Georgia

Not Since 2002, Anyway

Supervisor: Go pick the hooks up off the floor.
Coworker: I'm not picking no hooks up! I'm not a hooker!

Paramus, New Jersey

Overheard by: -hannah