Clerk #1: Sorry, I’m a little dyslexic.
Clerk #2: My dog died of dyslexia!
1901 Avenue of the Stars
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: Office Droid
Elevator girl: I rode in the weenie mobile last night!
Elevator guy: Is that a euphemism?
Elevator girl: No! He really came! Oh…
Louisiana Street
Houston, Texas
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- Midsouth, Possible Sexual Harassment, Texas, United States
Girl #1: So I was about to put my tongue in…
Girl #2: Ew, was it hairy?
Girl #1: Yeah, but his mom called, so I didn’t have to.
College office
Gainesville, Florida
Overheard by: uh…
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- Education, Florida, Southeast, United States
Woman: You know I’m afraid of birds, don’t you? It’s because of that movie and the time my mother burned down a gas station.
Cal State Northridge
Northridge, California
Overheard by: Scott
Trainee: Would you mind closing that window? The cold air is making my skin peel off.
London
England
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- Gripes, Interns & Temps, London
Coworker on phone: Do you have a Mac or a real computer?
Bowling Green, Ohio
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- Coworkers, Ohio, On the phone, Questions
Bearded employee: Man, I think I have beer on my glasses.
Anchorage, Alaska
Overheard by: Laughing Librarian
- Posted on
- Alaska, Dumb Employees, Gripes
Front desk girl: What was that thing in the Lost Objects box?
Manager: A penis. Huge one.
Front desk girl: The maid found it in a room?
Manager: In the fridge.
Hotel
Montréal
Canadia
Overheard by: Grossed Out Customer
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- Bosses and Underlings, Canadia, Gossip
Old guy, about computer monitor: What do you all stare at on these things?
745 Boylston Street
Boston, Massachusetts
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- Massachusetts, Questions, Strangers
Worker bee #1: So, how did your party go this weekend?
Worker bee #2: It went good other than my husband didn’t help very much. When I was getting everything ready, guess what he was doing?
Worker bee #1: What?
Worker bee #2: I started looking for him everywhere. Then I decided to look outside, and I caught him in the backyard jacking off.
Burnett Plaza
Ft. Worth, Texas
