Customer service girl eating from Christmas popcorn tin: Ew! These are sterile!
6141 Riverside Drive
Riverside, California
Overheard by: sylvie
‘Cause If You Stop Walking, You Die
Eager presenter: We need people who can walk the talk and live the walk.
Kirtland, Ohio
Overheard by: street smart, no street genuis!
I Love Comic Sans!
Geeky IT guy: How can you hate fonts?
Memphis, Tennessee
Overheard by: indifferent to fonts
4PM Seal Windows
Assistant: Oh my god, your caulk is dripping!
5001 East Harry Street
Wichita, Kansas
The World Would Be Much Poorer Without Canadia
Male cubicle dweller #1: Tell you what, if you grow your hair shoulder-length, I’ll braid it for you.
Male cubicle dweller #2: Deal!
Male cubicle dweller #1: Do you want me to sign a post-it or something… like a contract?
Male cubicle dweller #2: No, I trust you.
Laurier
Ottawa
Canadia
Overheard by: They had no idea I was here
Wait ‘Til She Launches Into “There’s No Business Like Flow Business”
Employee, singing on the way down the hall: I need to change my tammmmmponnnnn
Coalinga, California
Why Sigourney Weaver Got Really Cranky During the Filming Of Alien
Animal-savvy office girl: Kangaroos are really mean.
Ordinary office girl, thoughtfully: I would be too, if someone was like hopping in and out of my stomach all day long.
Virginia
Bookstore Cafés Cause Nothing but Confusion in Australia
Coworker: Would you like some tomato sauce with that muffin?
Customer: (blank look)
Coworker: Ah, shit.
Sydney
Australia
Overheard by: Alaska
And I’m Not Going Down Alone
Worker lady: This year is my last birthday.
Post office, 10 Atlantic Street
Newark, New Jersey
11AM Sign Off on Blueprints
Director: Hey, you got a tape measure?
Ops Coordinator: What do you need a tape measure for?
3 Nationwide Plaza
Columbus, Ohio
