Trekkie coworker: Dude, at the convention they had light sabers for sale for two hundred dollars.
Bored coworker: So?
Trekkie coworker: They were just plastic, they weren’t even real!
County Road 427
Auburn, Indiana
Overheard by: Doesn’t have a real light saber either
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- Coworkers, Dorks, Geeks, & Nerds, Indiana, Midwest, Nerds and Geeks, United States
Female engineer: I need to hear some boy bands.
Male coworker: Like ‘N Sync, 98 Degrees, Backdoor Boys.
Female engineer: I love back-door boys.
Airport Rd
Mansfield Texas
Clerk #1: Sorry, I’m a little dyslexic.
Clerk #2: My dog died of dyslexia!
1901 Avenue of the Stars
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: Office Droid
Elevator girl: I rode in the weenie mobile last night!
Elevator guy: Is that a euphemism?
Elevator girl: No! He really came! Oh…
Louisiana Street
Houston, Texas
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- Midsouth, Possible Sexual Harassment, Texas, United States
Girl #1: So I was about to put my tongue in…
Girl #2: Ew, was it hairy?
Girl #1: Yeah, but his mom called, so I didn’t have to.
College office
Gainesville, Florida
Overheard by: uh…
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- Education, Florida, Southeast, United States
Woman: You know I’m afraid of birds, don’t you? It’s because of that movie and the time my mother burned down a gas station.
Cal State Northridge
Northridge, California
Overheard by: Scott
Trainee: Would you mind closing that window? The cold air is making my skin peel off.
London
England
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- Gripes, Interns & Temps, London
Coworker on phone: Do you have a Mac or a real computer?
Bowling Green, Ohio
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- Coworkers, Ohio, On the phone, Questions
Bearded employee: Man, I think I have beer on my glasses.
Anchorage, Alaska
Overheard by: Laughing Librarian
- Posted on
- Alaska, Dumb Employees, Gripes
Front desk girl: What was that thing in the Lost Objects box?
Manager: A penis. Huge one.
Front desk girl: The maid found it in a room?
Manager: In the fridge.
Hotel
Montréal
Canadia
Overheard by: Grossed Out Customer
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- Bosses and Underlings, Canadia, Gossip
