Auditor: I am a man! I have chest hair!
46th St & 3rd Ave
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Auditor #2
Only If It’s Casual Friday
Co-worker #1: Hey, do we need to dress up when the Japs show up next week?
Boss: Don’t ever refer to them as Japs! That’s racist and very offensive. Please refer to them as Japanese instead.
Co-worker #2: Hey, while we’re being all culturally sensitive and shit, can I show up to work dressed as a ninja to welcome them to America?
115 Perimeter Center Place, NE
Atlanta, Georgia
Makes Me Grateful Just to Be Stupid
Office lady: This girl that was in the Paralympics has 1.5 arms and no legs below the knee. She won 5 medals in the games, and is an engineer.
Office guy: What? Like on a train?
Office lady: No… For BC Hydro, duh!
Vancouver
Canadia
Overheard by: LJ
Your Answer Will Guide My Follow Up Questions
Coworker: I got rear-ended over the weekend!
VP: In your car?
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: twoferrets
Arthur Murray Reconsiders His Business Plan
IT guy: What do you mean you’ve never shot a gun? You never made your friends dance by shooting at their feet?
915 Broadway
New York, New York
More Salty, What with All That Sweat
Man: Yeah, they bring us all the way over to this new building and the air conditioner doesn’t even work. It’s June and ninety degrees, and no air conditioner…but it’s not like I’m bitter or anything.
735 Brewerton Road
West Point, New York
Not Since 2002, Anyway
Supervisor: Go pick the hooks up off the floor.
Coworker: I'm not picking no hooks up! I'm not a hooker!
Paramus, New Jersey
Overheard by: -hannah
Send in the Clowns
Boss: Fuckin A, my head is still up my ass.
St. Louis County, Missouri
Overheard by: crackkitty
Don't Count on It, Mate
Male staff member: Yeah, but knowing my luck, it'll happen again when I'm not here!
Female staff member: It's okay. You're married now. You'll get lucky one day!
Blockbuster
Australia
I May Have to Give Up Rollerblading With My Dog
Coworker to another: Sometimes my wheels spin around the wrong angle and then they jab at you.
Seattle, Washington