10AM Running Late

Co-worker #1: What was that white box you were carrying?
Co-worker #2: Donuts. Why, you want one?
Co-worker #1: Yes!
Co-worker #3: Where were you?
Co-worker #1: What? Do you want donuts, too?
Co-worker #3: No, I want you to explain yourself for being late.
Co-worker #4: Yeah, you didn’t say anything when you called me at 7 this morning.
Co-worker #5: Yeah, she didn’t say anything to me last night at 11, either.

All stare at co-worker #5.

Co-worker #2: Just take the donuts and go away.
Co-worker #5: That’s what you said last night at 11, too!

401 Church Street
Nashville, Tennessee

Now That Would Be Special.

Customer service rep: ABC* client. is being special again.
Sales manager: I want to start a drinking game where I do a shot every time Sue* calls one of our clients “special.”
Accounting rep: You'd be sooooo drunk.
Sales manager: I would die.

Fort Mill, South Carolina


12PM Prep for Meeting

Boss: So do you think I should get 3 pies for the meeting since we have 30 people?
Worker Bee #1: Sure, 3 pies should be enough.
Worker Bee #2: I think you need more than 3.
Worker Bee #1: How many do you think we should get?
Worker Bee #2: We need 3.14159 pi.
Boss: Get out of my office. Now.

1010 Second Avenue
San Diego, California

Some Of Us Actually Work With Horrible People

Young, attractive woman, disgusted: There were some horrible people on my tram this morning. They smelled so bad, like a proper toilet. It was disgusting. They should at least take a shower. The government pays them like 13 grand to be homeless. Or have a baby, then you get money. They shouldn't smell like that.

Melbourne
Australia


I Did Watch Every Season Of Veronica's Closet, If That's What You Mean

Straight cube-dweller, about hole punch: Well, it shouldn't go there. It should be out in the open on the desk where I can see it.
Gay cube-dweller: What, you couldn't see it sitting there?
Straight cube-dweller: Well, it lives on my desk, not in the closet.
Gay cube-dweller: It's a shelf above your desk, not a closet.
Straight cube-dweller: Well, you would know more about closets than shelves, wouldn't you?

West Lafayette, Indiana