So How Old Are You, Loser-Boy?

Drone #1: Hey, where were you Saturday night? The ladies were all up on this.
Drone #2: I went to a birthday party.
Drone #1: Hehehehe… What a dumb waste of time. Whose birthday party was it?
Drone #2: Mine.
Drone #1: Oh… Happy birthday.

377 South Oyster Bay Road
Plainview, New York

Overheard by: tonyg

Posted on July 2, 2026
Insults, Metro Northeast, New York, United States

But I Understand That Hooters Girls Can Be Scary

Senior director to group of scientists: Well, it’s not like they’re just licking each other’s boobies!

Bay Area, California

Overheard by: marblecargirl

Posted on July 1, 2026
Bosses and Underlings, California, California and Northwest, Possible Sexual Harassment, Science and engineering, United States

Isn’t Everyone’s?

Photographer: Are you saying my cock is funny?

Culver City, California

Overheard by: LaLa Land

Posted on July 1, 2026
California, California and Northwest, Possible Sexual Harassment, United States

And He’s Not a Cop!

Name-dropper: I know a guy who’s been on Cops twice!

Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: Quizno

Posted on June 30, 2026
Crimes, Indiana, Midwest, United States

But I Speak a Smattering of Moron

Coworker on phone: No, sir, I am not an idiot.

Chicago, Illinois

Posted on June 30, 2026
Coworkers, Illinois, Insults, Midwest, On the phone, United States

In Totally Unrelated News, My Voodoo Doll Works

Office peon on phone: Hey, you know what? I have even more Earth-shattering news for you. Apparently Paula Abdul broke her nose this weekend trying to step over her Chihuahua!

171 Nepean Street
Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: I to the Sac

Posted on June 29, 2026
Canadia, Coworkers, Gossip, On the phone

Nixed Greens

Coworker #1: I am going across the street to get something to eat. Do you ladies want anything?
Coworker #2: Do you want to bring me back a salad?
Coworker #1: Not really… I was just being courteous.

North University and Fletcher Streets
Michigan