Sales guy: That guy wouldn’t be in a good mood even if you woke him up with porn and ice cream.
Bonner Springs, Kansas
Worker bee: Seriously, you just should not name your dog after a rapist…
Medical office
Florida
Overheard by: The DM
Product manager: So, it’s a win-win situation, but without the wins.
70 East 55th Street
New York, New York
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Male to female coworkers: Do you want to have an insertion party? I mean, do you need some help?
1000 West Broad Street
Richmond, Virginia
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Coworker: Can I get the first initial of your last name?
Insurance rep: ‘C’ as in ‘pussy.’
Coworker: I’m sorry — ‘C’ as in what?!
Insurance rep: ‘C’ like ‘pussy.’ You know — pussycat.
Doctor’s office
Dallas, Texas
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Male peon: I didn’t want to grab your… area.
Sierra College Boulevard
Rocklin, California
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Boss, about former employee: She smelled like my grandmother’s underwear drawer.
Underling: Do you spend a lot of time in your grandmother’s underwear drawer?
Boss: Well, she died a while ago…
1100 Hamilton Court
Menlo Park, California
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Employee #1: Why are you so late, man?
Employee #2: I got loaded last night and shit my pants on the way to work.
1300 St. Laurent Boulevard
Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia
Worker #1: See this article on how ice makes you gain weight?
Worker #2: That’s so true, because if you drop an ice cube in your stomach it has to melt before it can be absorbed.
Staten Island
New York
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Friendly worker guy: Hey, you guys — I just took one sip of this energy drink and I don’t really want it. Does anyone want it? [No one answers. A few minutes later] Hey, you guys — there is a lot of turkey on this sandwich. Does anyone want some?
Normal worker guy: Hey, you guys — I’ve had this peanut M&M in my mouth for four days. Does anyone want it?
12th Street
New York, New York
Overheard by: social
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