He Learned This from His Eleven-Year-Old Niece

Guy on cell: So, see, I never said nothin' to Elise*. If I was gonna say somethin' 'bout Elise, I would'a gone through Amber*. I wouldn't never say nuthin' about Elise to Amber, see. It's a respect thing. There's a process you got to go through. If I have something to say about Elise, I gotta go through Marsha*.

Richmond, Virginia


3PM “Urgent” HR Meeting

Guy #1: I heard she is a squatter.
Guy #2: Really, she has no place to live?
Guy #1: No, she squats above the toilet seat and goes to the bathroom. It gets everywhere so HR is going to talk to her.
Guy #2: Can you imagine what the bathroom in her house must look like?

9740 Irvine Boulevard
Irvine, California