Receptionist #1: What’s the forecast for next Sunday?
Receptionist #2: Sixty-nine and sunny.
Receptionist #1: Sixty-nine? That’s all I get for my birthday?
221 Longwood Avenue
Boston, Massachusetts
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Girl on cell: Don’t worry, I Photoshopped my moles off, so the boobs are unidentifiable.
Main Street
Greenville, South Carolina
Overheard by: Ape
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- Gossip, On the phone, South Carolina
Lieutenant: I’m so cooold!
Major: There’s a black fleece over there.
Lieutenant: I prefer to tough it out.
Major: Relax! It’s not war.
Camp Arifjan
Kuwait
Professor: I remember that wonderful object my mother used to stick in me. [Class is silent for a moment, then hysterical.] The thermometer! One up top and one in [motions to his ass]!
Aurora, Illinois
IT guy: Someone better jump out of a cake later and scream, ‘Gender surprise’!
Silverlake, California
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- California, Gripes, Tech People
Database admin #1: Well, this is a good place to work. You can really learn a lot here…
Database admin #2: Unlike a shop where everything’s automated and running smoothly — a place like that, something goes down, you just execute a stored procedure and you don’t have to know what it does.
Database admin #1: Yeah, you don’t want to work in a place where everything’s well-managed and actually works.
Database admin #2: Yeah! You won’t learn anything that way!
80 Carillon Parkway
St. Petersburg, Florida
Overheard by: The Nerd Whisperer
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- Coworkers, Florida, Philosophy
Coworker #1: Snogging is heavily kissing… Not getting to third base.
Coworker #2: Oh. I thought snogging was a kind of drink.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Annabelle
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- Coworkers, Illinois, Midwest, Possible Sexual Harassment, United States
Girl in breakroom avoiding meeting: Ugh! I can’t imagine anything worse than doing conference calls all day.
Girl reading Maus, Part II: [Stares.]
Southlake, Texas
Overheard by: I love Frenchie
Suit: So, your friend is Puerto Rican and he’s donating a kidney to a Jew? How can they do that?
California Street
San Francisco, California
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Busser: I’m working for Bob* tonight.
Manager #1: You smell like pot, man. You’re not working.
Manager #2: It’s three in the afternoon. What time did you get high?
Busser: When’s Maury on?
Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: Shatmandu
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- Bosses and Underlings, Indiana, Substance Use & Abuse
