Germany

Co-worker: I don’t really pay that much attention to politics. I mean, I don’t even know the difference between a Republican and a Dominican.

Sullivan Barracks
Mannheim, Germany

Lady coworker #1 reading a website: Here it says, ‘Sleep is the best cure for a headache.’
Lady coworker #2: My boyfriend always says sex is the best cure for a headache… He’s lying to me!

University of Münster
Germany

American patient on cell: …and I don't even know *how* it happened, I remember I had my pants on…

Emergency Room
Germany

Salesperson: But yeah, I agree with you — you should really stop pissing on my shoes when we go to the toilet together.

Reihstrasse 28
Aachen, Germany

Overheard by: PW

Customer: I have not ordered this product.
Service person: But we have a contract that you have signed.
Customer: How do you think it feels if I rape you in your ass every month?
Service person: I’m sorry?
Customer: How do you think it feels if I rape you in your ass every month?
Service person: Would you do it like a gentleman?

Potsdam, Germany

Boss in meeting: You want to hear the CEOs speech, go google it on YouTube.

Wiesbaden
Germany

Overheard by: woken by snickering co-workers

Loudmouth designer: I am a designer. What are you?
Newbie: I am Hans.

Mitte, Berlin
Germany

Overheard by: smiling writer

Female colleague #1: Isn’t it amazing?
Female colleague #2: Oh, come on — it’s made of felt.
Female colleague #1: Exactly…

Munich
Germany

Overheard by: Dapbim

Co-worker: Did you know every conversation we have in here, we aren’t supposed to have?

Sullivan Barracks
Mannheim, Germany