A Giant Gathering of Ruby Tuesdays Employees?

Boss: Okay, before we cross that Rubicon … Wait, does everyone know what the Rubicon was?
Minion: Yeah! It's the brain!
Boss: (blinks) Okay… Anyone else have a guess?

Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: veni vidi deridei

Posted on March 8, 2023
Bosses, Default, Employees, General Idiocy, Geography & History, Georgia, Questions

You Realize It's Just Lunch, Right?

Office lady #1: Are you going to do me next?
Office lady #2: Yeah, I have all the tools. Let's do this.

Omaha, Nebraska

Overheard by: Hank

Posted on March 6, 2023
Coworkers, Nebraska, Questions, Sexuality

…With Red and Green Ribbon

Coworker: Hey, I have a question.
Female coworker: Hold on a sec, I'm trimming my balls.

Fort Worth, Texas

Overheard by: Sarah

Posted on March 4, 2023
Body Parts, Coworkers, Health & Hygiene, Questions, Texas, Weirdness

Is This One of Those Microsoft Interview Questions?

Receptionist: I’m going to Hawaii next week. If I wanted to swim under the entire island, how deep would I have to go?

1600 Utica Avenue
Minneapolis, Minnesota

Posted on February 27, 2023
Admins, General Idiocy, Minnesota, Questions, Receptionists, Vacation

Oh Reginald, How I've Dreamed Of This Moment!

Male cube rat: Hey, Amanda, you wanna come sing “Endless Love” with me?

Chesapeake, Virginia

Overheard by: Project Manager

Posted on February 24, 2023
Admins, Coworkers, Music, Offers and requests, Questions, Virginia

5PM Flee the Office

Co-worker #1 walks by [Seth].

Co-worker #1: Hi!
Seth: …

Co-worker #1: Yo, what’s the deal with [Seth]? That guy is a straight up tower shooter.

4 Airport Park Boulevard
Latham, New York

Overheard by: Nathan

Posted on February 22, 2023
Coworkers, Gossip, Gripes, New York, Questions, Words

1PM Lunch

Boss: Where did that report go? I have a meeting in less than ten minutes! Where did you put that report?…I just had it! Why do you keep hiding things on me?
Secretary: Look in your briefcase.
Boss: It’s not in my briefcase! I just looked in it! Why would it be in my briefcase?
Secretary: Because you just put it in there, dumbass.
Boss: No, I didn’t! I would know if it’s in my briefcase!
Secretary: You sure?
Boss: Yes! I’m positive! I know it’s not…Oh, here it is.
Secretary: And where was it…?
Boss: In my briefcase.
Secretary: Dumbass…go to your meeting and stop bugging me.
Boss: I have to buy you lunch again, don’t I?
Secretary: Yep. And don’t even think that Burger King is going to cut it this time.

One Penn Plaza
New York, NY

Overheard by: mshorty

Posted on February 20, 2023
Bosses and Underlings, Dumb Bosses, General Idiocy, Gripes, Insults, Meals and Snacks, New York, Questions, Receptionists, Smart Employees

He Sounds Exactly Like the Real Song!

Real estate agent #1: My son is teaching himself how to play guitar! He's getting real good!
Real estate agent #2: That's great! What's he using?
Real estate agent #1: This program called Guitar Hero.

Morris Plains, New Jersey

Overheard by: JMB

Posted on February 19, 2023
Coworkers, Education, Family, General Idiocy, New Jersey, Questions, Technology

But Can You Take This?

Op: You know what would make a great pet?
Ernie: No, what?
Op: A badger.
Ernie: Yeah, great. Great at ripping human flesh off.
Op: Exactly, burglar protection.
Ernie: No, I was talking about your flesh.
Op: Oh… I can take it.

Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on February 18, 2023
Animals, Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Default, Massachusetts, Questions

People Say Things at Work They’d Never Say Anywhere Else

Office girl on phone: Am I coming into you or are you coming into me?

Melbourne, Florida

Overheard by: John

Posted on February 13, 2023
Florida, On the phone, Questions