A Ninja Pirate Robot Bunny?

Nerd #1: Done! Like a bunny, I am quick!
Nerd #2: Like a ninja bunny!
Nerd #1: … A ninja, pirate bunny!

Telephone company
Iowa City, Iowa

Overheard by: Jesus Christ

Posted on September 1, 2026
Dorks, Geeks, & Nerds, General Idiocy, Iowa

I’m Having One Now

Office girl: This magazine says that men, on average, have sex 84 times a year.
Older math geek: Hmmm. That’s like one and a half times a week.
Office girl: What do you mean, ‘half’? There are no half-times when it comes to sex.
Older math geek: Trust me, there are.

Chantilly, Virginia

Posted on August 29, 2026
Dorks, Geeks, & Nerds, General Idiocy, Virginia

I Knew It!

Engineer #1: So, what do you think?
Engineer #2: About what?
Engineer #1: I never knew that they made clip-on ties in such a variety of colors.
Tech lead, wearing bright purple, non-clip-on tie: Haha… Aye. Very funny.
Engineer #2: Yeah, I need to strap one on this weekend.

Cranberry, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Slappy

Posted on August 23, 2026
Dorks, Geeks, & Nerds, Gossip, Pennsylvania

“Real” Means Different Things to Different People

Trekkie coworker: Dude, at the convention they had light sabers for sale for two hundred dollars.
Bored coworker: So?
Trekkie coworker: They were just plastic, they weren’t even real!

County Road 427
Auburn, Indiana

Overheard by: Doesn’t have a real light saber either

Posted on June 27, 2026
Coworkers, Dorks, Geeks, & Nerds, Indiana, Midwest, Nerds and Geeks, United States

Someday He’ll Have His Own Interns to Torment

Scientist #1 to intern, smacking him in the face with a latex glove: I challenge you to a duel! [Intern rolls his eyes and walks away.] Interns these days — they don’t have a sense of humor.
Scientist #2: Does it really matter? He could be a psycho serial killer, but as long as he does my work for me I don’t really care.

701 East Pratt Street
Baltimore, Maryland

Posted on June 20, 2026
Dorks, Geeks, & Nerds, Gripes, Maryland

The Walls Seem to Appreciate That Arrangement

Office lady: How can you drink that much Red Bull?
Computer nerd: I don’t know, you build up a tolerance.
Office lady: If I drank that much I’d be whacking off the walls.
Computer nerd: Umm, you’d do what?

117th St
Broomfield, Colorado

Overheard by: The other nerd