She Doesn’t Like Doing Either, She Just Likes Talking About Them

Nerd #1: All Brittney* talks about is food and sex.
Nerd #2: Yeah, what do you think she likes doing more: talking about eating while having sex, or talking about fucking while having lunch?

333 Pfingsten Road
Northbrook, Illinois

Overheard by: deltar

Posted on February 21, 2015
Dorks, Geeks, & Nerds, Gripes, Illinois, Meals and Snacks, Places, Questions, Sexuality

You Expect That of a Mage, Though

Gamer on phone: That good, huh? Wait, what do you mean by “He didn’t finish”? You guys put sex on hold for World of Warcraft! No way, that’s dedication.

Austin, Texas

Overheard by: Sex > wow FTW

Posted on February 19, 2015
Compliments, Default, Dorks, Geeks, & Nerds, On the phone, Sexuality, Technology, Texas, Time Management, Weirdness

Well It's Clear on My Desktop Wallpaper, Anyway.

Ubergeek on phone: I am up in Davenport right now, and it's quite clear, and rumor has it Schwarzenegger will be here tomorrow.
Neighbor geek: Stop pretending like you go outside and can enjoy good weather.

Davenport, California

Posted on January 12, 2015
California, Dorks, Geeks, & Nerds, Nerds and Geeks, On the phone, Politics, Weather

The Next Ben Stiller Movie

Employee geek #1: Where are those boxes that UPS brought earlier?!
Employee geek #2: The brown ones with white labels?
Employee geek #1: Yeah, those! I need them ASAP!
Employee geek #2: I saw them next to your mom’s bed last night! [Laughs.]Employee geek #1: What? How did they get there?! Shit!

200 Sampson Place
Seattle, Washington

Posted on January 8, 2015
Dorks, Geeks, & Nerds, General Idiocy, Washington

I Am Your Macro

Female Excel nerd: Time to go make more price lists! Excel is my bitch.
Redheaded dominatrix: And you are mine.

42nd Street
New York City, New York

Posted on January 1, 2015
Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Default, Dorks, Geeks, & Nerds, Nerds and Geeks, New York, Possible Sexual Harassment, Technology, Weirdness

…and Gets Me Female Companionship

Comp tech: If I had a million dollars I’d invent popcorn that pops every kernel.

Broadway
New York City, New York

Overheard by: TerryFTW

Posted on December 13, 2014
Default, Dorks, Geeks, & Nerds, Meals and Snacks, Money, New York, Tech, Tech People, Wishes

… In a Hypothetical World Where I Play D&D

Coworker #1: We should start a D&D game.
Coworker #2: Yeah. Let’s ask Ben* if he wants to play, too!
Coworker #1, yelling to Ben: Hey, want to play D&D later?
Ben, yelling back: No! I don’t play D&D!
Coworker #2: We thought you’d be a good Druid.
Ben, yelling back: Fuck that, I’m a thief acrobat!

Oshkosh, Wisconsin

Overheard by: Will