Don’t Ask Me to Explain That, Either

Guy, coming out of the men’s room: Wait. Someone actually stole the posters… from around the urinal?
Comic book guy: Don’t ask me to explain it.
Guy: Were they unfamiliar with the concept of nerd hygiene?

Broadway
New York City, New York

Posted on December 25, 2018
Default, Dorks, Geeks, & Nerds, Health & Hygiene, Nerds and Geeks, New York, Questions, Restroom

Though I Could Also Picture David Duchovny Saying It

New partner, opening mail: Oh, it's my gold card. Wonder what's the difference between this and a regular Amex.
Smart-ass IT guy: Well, it creates a gravitational anomaly when you whip it out in high-end restaurants, causing all the girls' panties to hit the floor.
New partner: I could have asked a thousand people that question, only you would have given that answer.

Winnipeg
Canadia

Posted on October 27, 2018
Canadia, Dorks, Geeks, & Nerds, Money, Questions, Rich people, Tech People

Arlo’s Cursed to Wander the World Alone ’til He Can Make a Woman Laugh

Engineer cleaning out her purse: Hey look! I had four cereal bars in there!
Geeky coworker: Look at the way those are laying next to each other on the desk, one right next to the other… Those aren’t cereal, they are parallel universes!

Richmond Road
Cleveland, Ohio

Overheard by: The Surly Programmer

Posted on May 28, 2018
Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Default, Dorks, Geeks, & Nerds, Engineers, Meals and Snacks, Ohio, Science

Apparently They Go to the Same Waxer

Man: Answer me this — just what the fuck does Chewbacca know about Tarzan, anyway?

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: pleasekillme

Posted on May 11, 2018
California, Dorks, Geeks, & Nerds, Nerds and Geeks

If Only Monsters Were Still a Fantasy, There

Office guy #1: Dude, you’re making me nervous with that letter opener.
Office guy #2: Why’s that?
Office guy #1: Because you look like you played too much Dungeons & Dragons back in the day.

18 Adam & Eve Mews
London, England