Teen boy: Did Walt Disney hate the Jews?
Teen girl: No, I don’t think so. I mean, that’s not why he died or anything.
Harper Road
Clemmons, North Carolina
Overheard by: Po
Teen boy: Did Walt Disney hate the Jews?
Teen girl: No, I don’t think so. I mean, that’s not why he died or anything.
Harper Road
Clemmons, North Carolina
Overheard by: Po
Male administrator: So, are you a prostitute?
Female administrator: Excuse me?
Male administrator: It’s a line from that movie, Monster.
Female administrator: You can’t just go around saying things like that to people.
Male administrator: Oh. Well, I used to do it all the time at my old job.
Female administrator: Is that why you’re not working there anymore?
Connecticut Avenue
Washington, DC
Overheard by: the fly on the wall
HR employee: That’s not GI Joe… That’s Hitler!
National Geographic Offices
Washington, DC
Overheard by: CytoToxicBlade
Boss: Jeez Louise, we’re just nailing each other over here!
Kansas City, Missouri
Board member: There has got to be a way out of this place.
175 S. 3d St
Columbus, Ohio
Employee: I can take you right to the landscaping section. Let’s take the elevator here.
Customer: Boy, you really like to pamper these fat-assed people, huh. You know Texas is one of the fattest states in the nation? Don’t you have stairs?
Employee: We have an escalator.
1217 W State Highway 114
Grapevine, Texas
Account manager on phone: How can she be a virgin? She’s a doctor! Would you want your doctor to be a virgin? I think by law, you should have to have sex before you are able to practice medicine.
171 Nepean
Ottawa, Ontario
Overheard by: Smithout
Female coworker: I’m so tired of being alone but it’s impossible to meet any available men here. I should have taken John* up on his offer.
Male coworker: Who?
Female coworker: You know, John Smith*. The guy who was here about eight years ago and got booted, then came back a few years later, then got booted again a couple of years ago.
Male coworker: Oh he’s been booted more times than that! What are you talking about?
Female coworker: Didn’t I tell you? He came back last fall trying to get reinstated and stopped by to see me. He said he’d been thinking about me. He wanted to know if I was interested in getting together but I didn’t want to get into that so I lied and said I was seeing someone. Now I wonder why I did that.
Male coworker: Maybe because he’s a bipolar bisexual alcoholic?
Female coworker: There is that…But I bet he wouldn’t have bored me.
Small town, Washington
Overheard by: i’m lonely too – but not that lonely
Angry cop: Fucking college kids make me sick. It’s disgusting. You’re the smartest most retarded people in the world!
Easton Avenue
New Brunswick, New Jersey
Teacher: Scott*, can you give the next answer?
Student: Religion is the belief in a supernatural and the relationship with this being.
Teacher: Could you please speak normally next time?
Student: I am.
All Saints High School
Whitby, Ontario
