Remember What a Disaster the 70's Were?

Cube rat: We had to take them off so that we could trim the bush. Because, you know, you have to trim your bush.

Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: Heather

Posted on August 6, 2015
Body Parts, Employees, Maryland, Physical Appearance

…You've Sufficiently Demonstrated That You Deserve the Job

Mail guy: Okay, that's the last I want to see of your chest.

Manhattan, New York

Posted on August 5, 2015
Body Parts, Employees, New York, Physical Appearance, Weirdness

Whose Brilliant Idea Was It to Give Lighters to the Fifth Graders' Caucus?

Boss: If they're not burning their boobs on strippers, they're running off to the school board office!

Belle Chasse Highway
New Orleans, Louisiana

Overheard by: needs more coffee

Posted on August 5, 2015
Body Parts, Bosses, Default, Education, Louisiana, Sexuality

At Least Our Society's Learned from That Richard Gere Story.

Office monkey #1: I am so mad at John. I just scheduled three meetings for him on Thursday morning. Don't ask me how I pulled that rabbit out of my ass!
Office monkey #2: Wow…where'd you get the expression “pulling a rabbit out of your ass?”
Office monkey #1: Because pulling a rabbit out of a hat is easy!

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Wondering how to pull a rabbit out…

Posted on August 5, 2015
Animals, Body Parts, Coworkers, Massachusetts, Meetings, Time Management, Weirdness, Words

Why Jack Daniels Exists.

CSM, on holiday preparations: My family makes me want to smuggle drugs in my ass.

Hailey, Idaho

Posted on August 5, 2015
Body Parts, Customer Service, Customer Support, Family, Holidays, Idaho, Sensory Experiences, Substance Use & Abuse, Weirdness, Wishes

And Rain Man Could Tell Me How Many There Were

Coworker dissing fire-making skills on Survivor: I would learn to light a fire before I went. I would have to stick the matches up my cooch.

Portland, Oregon

Posted on August 4, 2015
Body Parts, Coworkers, Oregon, TV, Weirdness

Not Having to Listen to Cher Is Worth Paying Out-of-Pocket.

Male employee, angry about benefits: So my live-in girlfriend is not a domestic partner but Steve's* boyfriend is?
HR generalist: Yes, that's right. Domestic partners are same sex partners, that is the policy.
Male employee: So if my girlfriend became my boyfriend I could put her on my insurance?
HR generalist: Yes, if she grows a penis and discovers a deep abiding love for Cher, she can be on your insurance.
Male employee: Really?
HR generalist: (sighs)

Skokie, Illinois

Posted on August 2, 2015
Body Parts, Employees, Human Resources, Illinois, Office Politics, Questions, Relationships, Sexuality

And Then I’ll Jump… Weee!

Female coworker #1: Are you going to sign up for a mammogram next week?
Female coworker #2: Yeah, I guess so. Are you?
Female coworker #1: Yep. I just hope they are more gentle than last year.
Female coworker #2: Well, they will have to use a bungee cord to get mine up on that ledge.

5950 Grassy Creek Boulevard
Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Overheard by: Kelly