Disenchanted woman: One of my colleagues just began a sentence with “Star Jones says.” I can’t fucking believe I work here.
Oxnard Street
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: Brokeass Harem
Disenchanted woman: One of my colleagues just began a sentence with “Star Jones says.” I can’t fucking believe I work here.
Oxnard Street
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: Brokeass Harem
Lady peon #1: I just got out of de-tox …
Lady peon #2: Oh, yeah? Which one this time?
500 West Cummings Park
Woburn, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Chuck
Coworker #1: I was a munchkin in high school. My only line was ‘Cry-meny!’
Coworker #2: You mean ‘crih-miny’?
Coworker #1: Well, there goes my moment in the sunshine.
300 Witherspoon Street
Princeton, New Jersey
Server #1 : So…yeah, I'm going on a cruise to Hawaii.
Server #2: Oh, wow, where are you leaving from?
Server #1: Florida.
Server #2: That's a really long cruise.
Server #1: No, it's not! They're practically right next to each other!
Twinsburg, Ohio
Office grunt: Why the fuck does Stan* have to listen to ABBA all day? God, I hate Sweden.
Hillsboro, Texas
Overheard by: Purchasing Slave
Female coworker to male coworker: Do these pants make me look like I have a penis?
Lisbon Street
Lewiston, Maine
Male cubicle rat, about lottery: I think it's up to around $80 million.
Female cubicle rat: I'd be spending a lot of time at Wal-Mart!
Waco, Texas
Office grunt: Yeah, my daughter loves it over there in Japan. She just loves eating the Chinese food.
Main Street
Munhall, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: wait your intern
Female coworker #1, walking back from bathroom: I'm so mad I ate that slice of pizza for lunch.
Female coworker #2: Did you just throw up?
Female coworker #1: No! If I did, then I wouldn't be mad.
Female coworker #3: Well, then maybe you should go back.
Manhattan, New York
Coworker on phone: Excuse me for a second…why did we block out the penis? Oh my god, it's a penis parade!
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: Not on the parade route
