Girl to coworker: I want to meet this handsome man… who likes to sleep with men in the forest.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Claire
Girl to coworker: I want to meet this handsome man… who likes to sleep with men in the forest.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Claire
Heavy set secretary on hot day: Why don't you take your pants off?
(rest of office stares at returning estimator)
Fit estimator: Uhhh..are you suggesting I wear shorts?
Sunland, California
Coworker, coming out of toilet: I lost the rubber band that's keeping my pants up. Oh… there it is!
Atlanta, Georgia
Barista #1: So, what are you going to do with the dead bodies?
Barista #2: Ummm…
Starbucks
California
Overheard by: Aubrey
Loud coworker on phone: Yeah, well, I haven't been having much sex… (pause) I mean success! …with that… either. (pause) Uh, I have to go…
Louisville, Colorado
Overheard by: Jen
Coworker: So wait, did it happen on September or November 11th?
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: J
Woman to coworker playing hangman: Your little man isn't doing so well.
Man: That's what she said!
Colorado
Overheard by: Jason
Pilot over intercom: Sorry, folks. We’ve just lost power to one of our engines. Looks like our arrival time in Washington will be 40 minutes behind schedule.
Disgruntled woman: Better hope we don’t lose that second engine.
Travel partner: Yeah, really.
Disgruntled woman: If we’re 80 minutes late we’ll miss that meeting!
Travel partner: Wait, what?
Flight from Bradley International
Windsor Locks, Connecticut
Secretary to coworker, about wife's recent knee replacement surgery: So did your wife get one of those titanic knees?
Coworker: You mean “titanium.” Yes.
St. Clair Shores, Michigan
Cashier #1: So, how are you?
Cashier #2: Oh, you know — I’m still really upset about–
Cashier #1: –About that whole David* thing?
Cashier #2: Yeah, I’m still really upset about us breaking up.
Cashier #1: Oh… Yeah…
Cashier #2: But he called last night and said he’ll think about getting back together.
Cashier #1: Oh, well… that’s good, isn’t it?
Cashier #2: So then I drank a whole bottle of bourbon by myself in two hours.
Perth
Australia
