So Now He Just Does the Nanny

Coworker on phone: So I told my husband, “I'm not going to have sex with you anymore until you lose 30 pounds!”

Dallas, Texas

Posted on February 8, 2015
Coworkers, Diet & Weight, Family, On the phone, Sexuality, Texas, Threats

Why Women Get Lost and Need to Ask for Directions

Girl on cell in hallway: I tend to go wherever my nipples lead me.

Alpharetta, Georgia

Posted on February 8, 2015
Body Parts, Employees, General Idiocy, Georgia, On the phone

I Just Called That Guy a “Ma'am”!

CSR on phone with customer: Yes, ma'am, I should be able to put you down to service your area tomorrow. Okay, thank you. (hangs up)
CSR to office: Did I just say what I think I said?

Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on February 7, 2015
Body Parts, Coworkers, Customer Service, Customers, On the phone, Questions, Sexuality, Tennessee

A Better Solution Than ‘Always Turn Left’

Receptionist on phone: I know, this piercing is the best! Now whenever I have sex with someone really stupid, they are bound to find it!

The Generator Hostel
London, England

Overheard by: JJK

Posted on February 5, 2015
Customer Service, General Idiocy, London, On the phone, Receptionists, Sexuality

Feel Free to Improvise

Trainer: When you answer the phone, feel free to say something like “good morning” or “good afternoon.”
Trainee: You mentioned “good morning” and “good afternoon” but what am I supposed to say if it's evening?

Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: Karen