Employee on phone: Did you poop? Did you poop today? Will you poop with me when I get home? Okay, we’ll poop together when I get home.
New York, New York
Employee on phone: Did you poop? Did you poop today? Will you poop with me when I get home? Okay, we’ll poop together when I get home.
New York, New York
Coworker on phone: And I like them already, they seem pretty cool. Nothing like starting my day with a cute chick showing me her boob.
Alpharetta, Georgia
Overheard by: i wanna see!
Account manager on phone: How can she be a virgin? She’s a doctor! Would you want your doctor to be a virgin? I think by law, you should have to have sex before you are able to practice medicine.
171 Nepean
Ottawa, Ontario
Overheard by: Smithout
Guy on the phone: Yeah, so I’ll just eat a light dinner and when we get there we can share a cowboy… Oh yeah, that sounds much better!
Tucson, AZ
Man on cell: What made you stick a magnet up your nose?
5th & Jackson Streets
Topeka, Kansas
Genius on phone: Hey, man… what’s going on? So I heard that two cops shot a dude, and I was just wondering if it was you.
44th Street & Broadway
New York, New York
Overheard by: Speechless
Manager on phone: She was a nun. No, she was a nun! She was a nun! She was! She was a nun! A nun!!
330 Madison Avenue
New York, New York
Math genius on the phone: It doesn’t really matter to me. It’s, like, 12 of one or half a dozen of the other.
333 2nd Avenue
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Overheard by: Over-qualified, obviously
Receptionist: Hello, Ruddman* Media International…Excuse me? A heat index? I’m sorry, I don’t know what you’re talking about…Ruddman Media International…No, no this is not the weather channel.
3 Park Avenue
New York, New York
Overheard by: Why do I work here?
Manager on phone: Yeah, I broke up with him…Yeah, he was okay…Yeah…Yeah…But he just didn’t scale.
Silicon Valley, California
Overheard by: David
