Some Male Friendships Trivialize Themselves

Office guy #1: Are you coming over tonight?
Office guy #2: Yeah, I'll be there.
Office guy #1: Okay, I'll pull it out and wipe it off.

Regina
Canadia

Overheard by: Vince

Posted on December 4, 2017
Canadia, Coworkers, Offers and requests, Possible Sexual Harassment, Questions

One Company Where Everybody Works Hard

IT guy: Hey, do you have any DVDs?
Communications manager: Like blank ones?
IT guy: No, recorded, I need to test something.
Communications manager: I don't have anything, but Bob* might have some porn.
IT guy, thrilled: All right!

Sex Toy Compan
Las Vegas, Nevada

Overheard by: Sex Writer Goddess

Posted on November 29, 2017
Bosses, Nevada, Offers and requests, Sexuality, Tech People, Technology

Companies Who Hire Motivational Speakers Have Lost Their Way

Meeting speaker: Either get on the train or get off the boat.

Washington, DC

Posted on November 25, 2017
Advice, Employees, Meetings, Offers and requests, Washington DC

Nobody Ever Goes Out for Apples

Matt: Later we are getting cupcakes…
Jen: Why, is it your birthday?
Matt: Sort of it… it’s my half birthday. So are you in?
Jen: What do you mean half birthday?
Matt: Well my birthday is December 26th.
Jen: Ok -I’ll ask Stacey if she wants in.

Madison Avenue
New York City, New York

Posted on November 11, 2017
Coworkers, Default, Friends, Meals and Snacks, New York, Offers and requests, Questions, Words

Fine, Then Just Give Me the Ones You Have On

Secretary: I’m going to Target at lunch. You need anything?
V.P.: Underwear! I always need underwear!
Secretary: Um…I’m not really comfortable with that.

1501 Woodfield Road
Schaumburg, Illinois

Overheard by: Pirate Wench

Posted on November 6, 2017
Executives, Feelings, Illinois, Offers and requests, Physical Appearance, Receptionists

In the Really Ghetto Strip Clubs, They Wear Post-Its.

Manager: Do you have any pasties?
Office girl: What?
Manager: Pasties. You know, to write a note on.
Office girl: You mean a Post-it? Pasties are what strippers wear over their nipples.
Manager: God bless strippers.

Costa Mesa, California

Posted on November 4, 2017
Body Parts, Bosses and Underlings, California, Offers and requests, Sexuality, Words

It's Bad Enough That It Was an Outtie!

Office lady: Whatever happened with your belly button?
Boss: Oh, it still hasn't healed. You wanna see?
Office lady: Ew! No!

Washington, DC

Overheard by: CreativeBunny

Posted on November 3, 2017
Body Parts, Bosses and Underlings, Health & Hygiene, Offers and requests, Physical Appearance, Sensory Experiences, Washington DC

They Keep A Few Wheelchair Seats on Hold in Case Any Celebrity Cripples Show Up

Customer: You mean you don’t have any wheelchair seats left for that matinee?
Assistant manager: No ma’am. We have a lot of senior citizen groups that come to matinees and they tend to fill up our wheelchair seats.
Customer: Well, I would say put me and my husband in two regular seats, but he doesn’t have any legs!
Husband: It’s true, I don’t have any legs!
Assistant manager: Ummm, ok. Let me see what I can do for you.

Shenandoah University Theatre ticket office
Winchester, Virginia

Overheard by: Jennifer Ellerbe