Boss to coworker #1: You know, you have quite the filthy mouth! Filthy, filthy!
Coworker #2 to boss: Like you don't!
Boss to coworker #2: Fuck you!
Bethlehem, Pennsylvania
Boss to coworker #1: You know, you have quite the filthy mouth! Filthy, filthy!
Coworker #2 to boss: Like you don't!
Boss to coworker #2: Fuck you!
Bethlehem, Pennsylvania
Worker: It’s not chaos, it’s pandemonium. They should call it pandemonium. It’s a conundrum.
Traffic manager: I don’t want a conundrum in my mouth!
3311 Oak Lawn
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: erin
Woman #1: How's it going?
Woman #2, sighing: I'm swimming through the mess…got my fingers in the dyke.
Boston, Massachusetts
Co-worker #1: Where is my breakfast burrito?
Co-worker #2: Sorry bud, I totally forgot to order you one.
Co-worker #1: Next time I shoot my .357 magnum at the range…I’m going to draw your face on the target.
9785 Towne Centre Drive
San Diego, California
Coworker #1: Are you talking about that chimp attack?
Coworker #2: No, I was talking about my daughter's new baby.
Coworker #1: Oh…sorry, man.
California
Overheard by: Iheareverything
Female coworker: What did you bring me from El Salvador?
Make coworker: Nothing. I used all my money for sex.
Charlotte, North Carolina
Overheard by: Jaquanda
Coworker: If anyone’s looking for me, I’m going to go to the men’s room and give it to Karen.
(Over the sounds of laughter, I saw him holding a document he was going to drop off his way to the bathroom.)
4 Washington Avenue Ext.
Albany, NY
Overheard by: Patrick George
Male coworker, messing with SIRIUS Radio: How does everyone feel about dance music? Yes? No?
Female coworker: No.
Male coworker: I like it, it makes me feel like I'm clubbing. Except that I don't go clubbing anymore. I'm worried about getting stabbed.
Female coworker: Uh…
Male coworker: I can't help it.
Female coworker: I guess you do have a pretty stabbable face…
Chicago, Illinois
Reporter: Dude, her tweets were all over my site. And they weren't even relevant!
Palo Alto, California
Younger girl: So the guy who played Kramer turned 57 this week. I had no idea he was that old!
Older woman: Kramer? You mean from the movie Kramer vs. Kramer?
Younger girl: Who? Um, no. Kramer. Kramer from Seinfeld.
Older woman: Who?
Younger woman: This is probably why we don’t talk more, huh?
323 East Grand River
Howell, Michigan
Overheard by: Pam Beasley
