A Description Best Reserved for Martha Stewart

Black woman, before an interview: I’ll let you do the talkin’, ’cause you’re a code cracker.
White dude: … What?!
Black woman: You know — you can read between the lines and figure out if she’s telling the truth.
White dude: I thought you just called me a ‘cold crackah’!

SW Grapevine Parkway
Grapevine, Texas

Overheard by: The real cold cracker