Lady VP: At least it wasn't girl-on-girl.
Male manager: True.
Lady VP: Girl-on-girl is hard.
Fairfax, Virginia
Overheard by: Meaghan
Lady VP: At least it wasn't girl-on-girl.
Male manager: True.
Lady VP: Girl-on-girl is hard.
Fairfax, Virginia
Overheard by: Meaghan
Diner #1: I don't think you want to increase your vascular output for a snake bite.
Diner #2: So no Viagra.
Diner #3: Why would anyone take Viagra hiking?
Diner #2: To keep from rolling out of the tent.
Oak Ridge, Tennessee
Lawyer: Dick worked me pretty hard last night.
Irvine, California
Overheard by: Cassie Bee
Innocent Mormon: Hey, does anyone want to lick this?
Rest of coworkers, giggling: Ummmm… No.
Innocent Mormon: I want someone else to lick it, I hate licking it myself.
Helpful coworker: Just go get your finger wet and rub it on there.
South Salt Lake City, Utah
Male coworker: I told my wife what you call my little thing.
Female coworker: (stunned silence)
Westlake, Texas
Overheard by: Epp
Male CSR #1: I just keep thinking about his soft lips. His big soft lips.
Female CSR & male CSR #2: (blank look)
Male CSR #1: Did he…I knew he was a complicated little man.
Portland, Oregon
Consultant #1 (reading online purity test): Have you ever slept with a relative?
Consultant #2: Define “relative.”
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: Kate
Coworker to another: Just stick it in your pants and see how it feels!
Dayton, Ohio
Director: There's an anti-harassment meeting tomorrow with the VP, so please no herpes jokes.
Sales rep: Okay.
Director: And no calling Kevin a pussy.
Sales rep: That was you!
Director: Yeah, but you were thinking it.
Charlotte, North Carolina
