Sexuality

Marketer: There’s nothing sexy about turkey.
Writer: No.
Marketer: What about, “Need a way to keep from stuffing yourself? Go have an orgasm!”

8885 Venice Boulevard
Los Angeles, California

Employee #1: Do you know how much these master cylinder gland nuts cost?
Employee #2: What,we are selling the gland nuts by themselves now? They are usually attached to the master cylinder…
Employee #3: I’d say gland nuts attachd to the master cylinder are priceless.

13601 FM 529
Houston, Texas

IT: Okay, try it now.

The problem solved, it works.

Call Center: Wait, wait, wait. Don’t start jerking each other off just yet…We still have to test one other thing.

101 Empty Saddle Trail
Hailey, Idaho

Pharmacist #1: Wow, this chair is really great! Whose chair is this?
Pharmacist #2: It belongs to [Dana]. Isn’t it great? He got it for his back or something.
[Dana]: You have no idea how many people I had to sleep with to get that chair!

800 28th Street E
Minneapolis, Minnesota

Worker #1: So how is the database server test going?
Junior Manager: Great! That new machine is going like gang bangers!
Worker #2: He, he…”gang bangers”.
Junior Manager: Damn! You know what I meant.
Worker #1: Well…I guess they do work pretty hard.

13571 Commerce Parkway
Richmond, British Columbia
Canadia

Overheard by: Richard Shoehorn

Banker: You can’t leave your coffee cup on the edge of my desk. A client almost drank out of it today.
Secretary: You know you want to lick my rim.

2 South Main Street
Youngstown, Ohio

Co-worker: Let me grab that package later since, right now, I’m double-fisting.

11400 W. Olympic Boulevard
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: lonecomic

Woman on conference call: I'm going to put together all these papers we discussed and copulate them.

Research Triangle Park, North Carolina

Coworker #1: Is Corey supervising tonight?
Coworker #2: No. Look. See, he doesn't have pants on.

Trenton, New Jersey

Overheard by: He Does Have Nice Legs.

Office girl on phone: I finally found out why my hamsters aren't fucking! I have three girls!

Denham Springs, Louisiana

Overheard by: Erin