General manager to hostess who slipped and fell: So, how’s your ass?
Beaumont, Texas
General manager to hostess who slipped and fell: So, how’s your ass?
Beaumont, Texas
Male legal assistant: Sean*, all we need is vaginas.
Salt Lake City, Utah
Overheard by: Confused Coworker
Worker: I felt like you were undressing me with your eyes and re-dressing me in office casual!
Carrol Avenue
Takoma Park, Maryland
Secretary: I didn’t know I could write off a hummer on my taxes!
383 Madison Street
New York, NY
Assistant to director: I think I'm going to ride your beast tonight. (pause) Wait. That came out wrong.
Indianapolis, Indiana
Technician: Hi, can I get under your desk for a second to look at your box?
1440 Broadway
New York, NY
Male boss to female employee: The best way to learn is on your knees. That way they don’t fall as far if you drop them.
Orlando, Florida
Male computer tech to male computer user: Hey, if you let me get between you legs I can fix that issue.
Las Vegas, Nevada
Woman #1: The classified logo scripts aren’t working.
Woman #2: Bob* is working on them, but he’s going on vacation tomorrow so the scripts won’t be done until September.
Woman #1: September?!
Woman #2: Yeah, well, you can have IT work on it, but then who knows how long it’ll be before they get around to doing it.
Woman #1: Think they’d do it faster if I showed them my boobs?
1111 West Bonanza Road
Las Vegas, Nevada
VP: I just completed sexual harassment training! Who’s gonna be my first victim?
Assistant: Me!
1 Glenlake Parkway
Atlanta, Georgia
