Anesthesiologist to orderly at computer: What's my schedule look like?
Orderly to anesthesiologist: At 3 o'clock you get to knock that woman out.
Hospital
New York City, New York
Anesthesiologist to orderly at computer: What's my schedule look like?
Orderly to anesthesiologist: At 3 o'clock you get to knock that woman out.
Hospital
New York City, New York
Ex-sorority girl yelling from her office: Is it bad that I can’t tell what’s on my sleeve?
28 East 28th Street
New York, New York
Overheard by: I don’t think she has an inside voice…
Very agitated girl to coworker: Do you have a box that can fit something seven inches long?
New York City, New York
Call center rep: Well, what do you do when a random person at a call center says, ‘I love you’?
1440 Broadway
New York, New York
Employee: What I don't understand is, why did god give the bad guys all the oil?
Poughkeepsie, New York
Overheard by: Government Worker
Co-worker #1: So they made me change my password. The old one was really cool. “Sloth,” you know, like the animal.
Co-worker #2: There’s no such animal as a sloth. I think sloth is supposed to be like a sin or something.
1697 Broadway
New York, NY
Suit: We are going to have to leverage everything in order to shift gears.
Employee: What?
615 Third Avenue
New York, NY
Overheard by: Dwight Scott
20-something blonde in crowded elevator: I keep doing weird things with my butt.
New York City, New York
Peon #1: What are you looking for?
Peon #2: A thesaurus.
Peon #1: Is that by Dan Brown?
Manhattan, New York
Employee #1: People hate smokers now.
Employee #2: They really do!
Employee #1: We’re piranhas.
2 Penn Plaza
New York, NY
Overheard by: Patrick
