And Is Your Shirt Tucked Into Your Boxers?

Co-worker #1: You’re wearing socks with sandals.
Co-worker #2: So?
Co-worker #1: You’re lucky I’m even talking to you.

Decatur Street
Indianapolis, Indiana

Posted on April 4, 2008
Clothes, Coworkers, Employees, Indiana, Insults, Places, Smart Employees

The Gift Store Did Have Designer Hand Grenades, Though

Coworker #1: Yeah, I went to Egypt but I didn’t really like it that much because it was so commercialized.
Coworker #2: I felt the same way about Israel… It was like there were just too many gift shops.
Ex-army coworker: I went to Iraq. It wasn’t commercialized at all.

Schaumburg, Illinois

Overheard by: Emily

Posted on April 3, 2008
Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Feelings, Geography & History, Illinois, Places, Politics, Travel, Vacation

Like Every Issue of Every Women’s Magazine

Female peon: Linda*, I heard you are on a diet again!
Linda: Why? D’you have a diet?
Female peon: No, I am just clarifying. This way when I see you eat certain things, I can remind you that you are on a diet.

New York City, New York

Posted on April 3, 2008
Advice, Coworkers, Default, Diet & Weight, Dumb Employees, Meals and Snacks, New York, Places, Smart Employees

How on Earth Is She Related to Steven Tyler?

Coworker #1: She doesn’t look like her name, does she?
Coworker #2: No… She doesn’t.
Coworker #1: Yeah, she’s a little hottie!

MGM Grand
Las Vegas, Nevada

Posted on April 1, 2008
Compliments, Coworkers, Default, Names, Nevada, Physical Appearance

He’s Imagining a Python Swallowing a Pig

Assistant eating sub sandwich: Man, I’m full already.
Hoochie coworker: You just consumed less than four inches of that thing. Heck, I usually stuff at least a 12-inch down my throat…
Assistant: Uh, yeah, I’m definitely done now…

California

Overheard by: californiatrinity

Posted on April 1, 2008
Bimbettes, Body Parts, California, Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Default, Meals and Snacks

And They Only Have Slurs for the Irish

Coworker #1: So, did you hear that Keith Richards said the N-word in his comedy bit the other day?
Coworker #2: That’s a shame. I thought he was from England.

Missoula, Montana

Overheard by: Ray

Posted on March 31, 2008
Coworkers, Default, General Idiocy, Geography & History, Gossip, Montana, Music, Words

You Can Watch the Movie During the Proceedings

Coworker #1: I have Popular, NipTuck, and Six Feet Under in my queue, but I’m really a movie whore.
Coworker #2: That’s good. Admitting you’re a whore is the first step towards actually getting paid for it.
Coworker #1: What the hell are you talking about?

Wausau, Wisconsin