Co-worker: I was trying to fix the report, but it is unedible.
Boss: It doesn’t taste good?
222 Severn Avenue
Annapolis, Maryland
Overheard by: Tits McGee
Co-worker: I was trying to fix the report, but it is unedible.
Boss: It doesn’t taste good?
222 Severn Avenue
Annapolis, Maryland
Overheard by: Tits McGee
Designer: It’s National Talk Like A Pirate Day!
Writer: I know.
Designer: You already knew? And you didn’t tell me? I should smack you.
312 Plum Street
Cincinnati, Ohio
Salesman: What you need to do is sashay out there and tell him like it is.
Boss: First of all, bro, I do not sashay.
State Street
Beaver, Pennsylvania
Visiting executive: So I want to talk about branch 512. What letter does the branch code end with?
Regional manager: Y.
Visiting executive: Y?
Regional manager: Yes, Y. As in “yak.”
Visiting executive: Oh, I see.
Regional manager: Stacey, can you give us an update on branch 512Y?
Stacey: You had me at “yak.”
King of Prussia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Stacey Quit 3 Weeks Later
Graphic Designer: So let me know when you can get me that FreeHand job, I’m not busy today.
Art Director: No problem.
650 South 6th Street
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Boss: Maybe I’m suffering from a case of magnesia…uh, uh, you know, like I forget things.
75 Union Avenue
Rutherford, New Jersey
HR, whispering: These are your nuts, but I am going to eat them…
Marlborough, Massachusetts
Sales: What was the the address again? WW..?
Manager: …W?
Sales: Yeah that’s it, that sounds right. WWW.
160 McClaren Road
Coraopolis, Pennsylvania
Co-worker: This report is bullshit.
Boss: Did you just say “bullshit”? I thought you folks weren’t allowed to swear?
Co-worker: I didn’t swear.
Boss: Yeah you did, no big deal. I don’t want your turban to unfurl.
1 Technology Drive
Milpitas, California
A&R girl to boss: Um… Did you really mean this bill to say “quarterly screwing”?
Nacogdoches, Texas
Overheard by: underling
