Words

Marketing: Oh my god, I don’t know what is going on with this, but I swear, I had to look up so many big words while I was doing this thing; Like…”ire“? “Emu“? What the hell are these?

421 NW Riverside Drive
Evansville, Indiana

Associate: I have a idea that might be helpful.
Manager: You know what a suggestion is? It’s an OFI: Opportunity For Improvement.

327 West 14th Street
New York, NY

Overheard by: Fidget

Supervisor: Boy, that was one killer party! I’ve never kissed so many butts at once in my life!

640 5th Avenue
New York, NY

Applicant: Boy, there were a lot of errors in that letter. I hope I wasn’t supposed to correct them. I was just supposed to type the letter the way it is, right?

18 North County Street
Waukegan, Illinois

Co-worker: Is these discs recorderable overable?

Rubislaw House
Anderson Drive
Aberdeen, Aberdeenshire
UK

Co-worker #1: Wow, it smells really fruity in here…Fruity in a good way.
Co-worker #2: Of course.

50 Beale Street
San Francisco, California

Co-worker #1: Can you believe the way that this memo is written? It’s like every statement is questioning.
Co-worker #2: Maybe it was written in Canada.

120 East Washington Street
Syracuse, New York

Overheard by: Donnie Baker

CSR: That guy was such a moron! And he kept trying to tell me he had a
photographic memory. I thought to myself, “Yeah, well you must be out of film.”

7350 Tilghman Street
Allentown, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: jara

Co-worker: I don’t really pay that much attention to politics. I mean, I don’t even know the difference between a Republican and a Dominican.

Sullivan Barracks
Mannheim, Germany

Producer: My friend went to the Galapagos Islands and was astounded. They have birds called blue boobies. Google “blue boobies”. You’ll see pictures of them.
Suit: I’m not searching for blue boobies on my computer. I’ll get called into the office for a talk.
Producer: Oh, I’ll do it…see?
Suit: Wow, who would have thought that would’t have brought up a porn site?

1910 South Highland Avenue
Lombard, Illinois