As It Hapens, My Update Concerns Water Buffalo

Visiting executive: So I want to talk about branch 512. What letter does the branch code end with?
Regional manager: Y.
Visiting executive: Y?
Regional manager: Yes, Y. As in “yak.”
Visiting executive: Oh, I see.
Regional manager: Stacey, can you give us an update on branch 512Y?
Stacey: You had me at “yak.”

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Stacey Quit 3 Weeks Later