Coworker on phone: Well, it was bad too… and it was also a hand job.
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Laughing
Coworker on phone: Well, it was bad too… and it was also a hand job.
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Laughing
Cube dweller, during lengthy speakerphone conversation: Just between you and me…
Washington, DC
Overheard by: and me…
Sales on phone: I trusted you not to destroy my testes.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Brad
20-something guy on phone: Hey! Yeah, whatever. Do you have the keg? No, no listen to… Shut up! Listen to me! Do you have the keg?
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Picadilly Bones
CSR, on customer welcome call: Is your last name Valdez?
Customer: Yes, it is.
CSR, on customer welcome call: Is your father Juan Valdez? You can say you have a famous father!
Troy, Michigan
Overheard by: Mortgage Whisperer
Office worker on phone to friend: No, go ahead and ask the question–I can think and work at the same time.
Jeanerette, Louisiana
Counter guy on phone: Where are you? What is that sound? … Oh! I knew it was a tornado!
Connecticut
Coworker on phone: You live in the country, they were there first! If you didn’t want any animals you should have lived in the city!
333 North Meridian
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Overheard by: fransen comes alive
Workbee on cell: Woah, she clogged that toilet? That’s a new toilet! What’d she do, take a gorilla shit or something?!
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Eileen
Patient on phone: I would like to make an appointment to see Dr. Radcliff*
CSR: Okay, have you seen Dr. Radcliff before or are you a new patient?
Patient: Well, he's been in me three times before (referring to stent placed in heart and legs) So he's pretty much my doctor already!
CSR: Okkkkkk… (nervous chuckle)
Burlington, Vermont
Overheard by: TMI
