Punk chick on her cell: Which one did you pick? Oh, the one that can fuck?
Ralph’s
Los Angeles, California
Punk chick on her cell: Which one did you pick? Oh, the one that can fuck?
Ralph’s
Los Angeles, California
Sales rep on phone to customer: I thought about you in the shower this morning. I know that probably sounds weird but I think about my customers all the time.
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Wonder if he made the sale…
Cube rat on phone: Do you have safety deposit boxes? (pause) And how big is your biggest one? (pause) 10 by 10? How deep are those? (pause) But…what's the third dimension? (pause) There is none? Um, okay, thanks anyway. Bye.
Washington, DC
Distracted CSR: Thank you for calling, my name is Aaron*, how can you help us today?
Airport Road
Scottsbluff, Nebraska
Overheard by: snorting coffee
Cube guy on phone: Should I e-mail you when I have another dump?
Fairfax, Virginia
Female boss on cell: Finally! I'm getting knocked up!
Sunnyvale, California
Coworker on phone: You mean “s” as in “Frank”?
Morris, Illinois
Loud coworker on phone: Well, there you go! … Except that they’re not metal spikes anymore, that’s not a bad idea.
50 Millstone Road
East Windsor, New Jersey
Overheard by: Wondering what they turned into
Coworker on phone: No, you can't let Stan do that! If he uses that bulldozer in your yard it'll look like some blind guy with his head between his ass.
Columbia, New Jersey
Loud finance lady on the phone: Oh, so you're a bear? I never would have guessed.
Stratford, Connecticut
