On the phone

Older male student records assistant on phone: Does the word “Firefox” mean anything to you?

Walnut Street
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Partner, on phone: Vengeance is mine, sayeth the lawyer. He will pay.

Huntington, New York

Overheard by: Lady Lawyer

Employee (during global teleconference with CEO): I don't have a question, but I just wanted to thank you for the opportunity to work here. Although I am deaf, it hasn't stopped me from having a chance of proving myself.
CEO: I appreciate your comment. That is a subject that is near and dear to my heart, since I have a son who is deaf.
Employee: What?

New Jersey

Overheard by: Snickering

Male worker on phone: Yeah, I always think your name is Victoria. I said, I always think your name is Victoria. No, I know that. I still think your name is Victoria.

1166 6th Avenue
New York, New York

Overheard by: Duncan

Woman on phone with client: Yes, this is about the files you sent. My colleague has been trying since morning but could not open your zip!

New York City, New York

Secretary: Nicole is on the phone for you.
Boss: Oh, man!
Secretary: I can get rid of her for you… Not in a mobster kind of way!

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Peon on phone: No, no, I believe that you sent it. I just didn’t receive it. I even told Jen* that you wouldn’t drop the ball. You are on the ball. You are on balls I haven’t even seen yet.

Charlotte, North Carolina

Overheard by: OMG

Employee on phone with child care center: Ummm, I don’t know… do you have trouble with children escaping?

Canberra, Australia

Overheard by: the entire, amused office

Coworker on phone to business contact: So, are you talking about fecal year 2008 or 2009?

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: analyst

Coworker on phone: Why do you need to know what type of printer I have?…Well, I guess I could read the name of the printer to you off of the printer, if you suggest that… Here’s the name written right here. It’s F then U, C. Are you writing this down? K and then Y. Then finally O, U…Hello, hello?

4175 Central Avenue
Indianapolis, Indiana