So Let’s Get This Code Embedded

Suit #1: We have to make sure they get laid in our system.
Suit #2 (concentrating): Right…

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: …and what exactly would that system be, now?

Posted on June 20, 2015
Default, Massachusetts, Offers and requests, Suits, Technology, Words

Hard Night Last Night, Bobby?

Secretary to coworker: Do you need me to hole punch this copy to scan for the website?

Austin, Texas

Posted on June 19, 2015
Admins, Coworkers, Internet, Offers and requests, Texas

Stick Some Batteries in That Sucker and It’ll Be Fine

Receptionist to trainee: Oh, you asked about the dead rabbit in my car. It’s for Yolanda, her dad wanted it.

Charlotte, North Carolina

Posted on June 19, 2015
Animals, Death, Default, Interns & Temps, North Carolina, Offers and requests, Questions, Receptionists, Weirdness

I’d Like My Offspring to Have the Eye Of the Tiger

Stockbroker, matter-of-factly: I don’t care about the results of interspecies breeding, I just want to have entire populations of zoos inseminating our women. That is an end in itself.

Financial District
Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on June 19, 2015
Animals, Executives, Financial Folk, Massachusetts, Offers and requests, Places, Science, Sexuality, Weirdness, Wishes

I Assumed Your In-Box –or Is It Your Out-Box?

Office girl: But my box is falling apart.
Male co-worker: Hmm, we should look into that. A dysfunctional box is no good for anyone.
Office girl: Right… Would you mind helping me?
Male co-worker: With your box?
Office girl: What are we talking about?

McNally Drive
Nashville, Tennessee