Bob and Mike Were Never to Meet Face-to-Face

Cubicle drone to loud coworker: You know, Mike*, I can hear you from all the way over here.
Mike*: You know, Bob* I can smell you from all the way over here!

Tempe, Arizona

Overheard by: jane

Posted on October 21, 2014
Arizona, Coworkers, Sensory Experiences, Weirdness

There It Is

Sales guy #1: … or you know it could send to your POP3.
Sales guy #2: Don’t pretend like you know what you’re talking about.
Sales guy #1: At least I had a term. Where’s your term, motherfucker?!

Bonner Springs, Kansas

Posted on October 21, 2014
Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Default, Education, Insults, Kansas, Questions, Sales, Technology

The Sauciest Little Office in Mississippi

Male office worker: Hold your hands out.
Female office worker: I am so tired of you squirting on me! And I don't want to be tied up unless I want to be. Got it?!

Baldwyn, Mississippi

Posted on October 20, 2014
Coworkers, Mississippi, Possible Sexual Harassment, Sexuality, Weirdness

Anybody Else Hungry?

Coworker #1, reading news headlines: Mother of 550-pound teenager has been charged with neglect.
Coworker #2: That's ridiculous, obviously the kid is well fed.

The Woodlands, Texas

Overheard by: Jeremy

Posted on October 20, 2014
Coworkers, Crimes, Diet & Weight, Family, Health & Hygiene, Physical Appearance, Texas

The Wonders of Turning on Your Monitor

Co-worker #1: I just got a brand new internet!
Co-worker #2: A new internet? Is that possible?
Co-worker #1: Yeah! Looks totally different!

8100 Tyler Boulevard
Mentor, Ohio

Overheard by: Dana

Posted on October 20, 2014
Coworkers, General Idiocy, Ohio, Technology, Words

Australia?

Female coworker #1: Why are you looking at my stomach?
Female coworker #2: I ain't looking at your stomach. I am looking *down there*.
Female coworker #1: What's “down there”?

New York City, New York