Oh, Hell, Give Me a Buck and We’re Good

Clerk trying to price-check produce: Now, how is it you spell cucumber? Is that with a K or a Q?

Supermarket
Biloxi, Mississippi

Posted on June 17, 2023
Dumb Employees, Mississippi, Questions

Ah, Now I Remember. “You’re Fired.”

New HR clerk: Hey, I forgot what I just said. What did I just say?
Old HR clerk: Sorry, but I’m still busy trying to remember your name.

5760 Highway 80
Pearl, Mississippi

Overheard by: Brain Dancing

Posted on February 9, 2023
Coworkers, Insults, Mississippi

When It Gets Wedged Under a Bridge Abutment, Don’t Come Crying to Me

Customer rep: Hey, it’s 112 inches tall. Is that legal?
Truck rep: No.
Customer rep: Well, we’re doing it anyway.

1368 Old Fannin Road, Suite 400
Flowood, Mississippi

Overheard by: the Intern

Posted on January 26, 2023
Coworkers, Crimes, Customer Service, Mississippi, Questions

Or Shaped Like Giant Doorways, in Case of Earthquakes

Guy clerk: Hey, this safety pamphlet says to get into the bathtub if a tornado is coming.
Gal clerk: Well, duh, why don’t they just build houses shaped like giant bathtubs?

5760 East Highway 80
Pearl, Mississippi

Overheard by: Brain Dancing

Posted on October 9, 2022
Advice, Consultants, Mississippi

What Happens When You Don’t Train a New Manager

HR clerk: He got so excited and he crapped all over himself.
Receptionist, laughing: Did Jim [manager] do that again?
Hr clerk: Uh, no, I was talking about my new puppy.
Receptionist: Oh, forget what I just said. Please forget! I was supposed to forget.

Pearl, Mississippi

Overheard by: Brain Dancing

Posted on January 30, 2022
Accidents, Coworkers, Default, Employees, Gossip, Human Resources, Mississippi, Receptionists, Weirdness

…Is What I'm Always Thinking During Sex.

Instructor: Nine times out of ten, if you shoot at something you're either going to hit it or miss it.

Camp Shelby, Mississippi

Posted on November 7, 2021
General Idiocy, Mississippi, Science, Teachers, Violence

5PM Goodnight Moon

Co-worker #1: Why are you sitting there starring at your monitor while the computer is off?
Co-worker #2: Because I recieved a server message stating that it was going to install something on my computer and that I should save everything before 15 minutes are up because the system will shut down.
Co-worker #1: Did you save everything?
Co-worker #2: Yes.
Co-worker #1: Did the computer shut down by itself?
Co-worker #2: Yes.
Co-worker #1: So, why are you sitting there starring at the monitor while the computer is off?
Co-worker #2: I’m waiting for the computer to start back up.
Co-worker #1: Have you pressed the power button?
Co-worker #2: No.

1000 Jerry St. Pe’ Highway
Pascagoula, Mississippi